Root Beer Sandwich

I really have had my fill of “rich people behaving badly” shows, and yet they keep coming and coming

This is the new “men are genetically predisposed to be attracted to very young women, it’s just science”

same dog starred Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) as Pink Poodle • The 'Burbs (1989) as Queenie • The Silence of the Lambs (1991) as Precious • Batman Returns (1992) as Ratty Poodle

John Cazale mid-70's type run

There is absolutely no excuse for any Democrat asked about trans athletes to ever respond with anything but “why are you wasting my time asking about FEWER THAN FIFTEEN CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH THEIR FRIENDS. What is wrong with you?”

I guess he’s in constant pain or something? I honestly have no idea because I barely know anything about him other than he exists and he’s everywhere.

My condolences to you and her other friends and family

Nope, I sure didn’t!

I like the added detail of “in November,” as if suggesting the aliens (a) work under a Julian calendar, and (b) penciled in “attack Earth” on their end-of-year to do list

No, I don’t. Why would I know that. At what point did that become general knowledge, like the names of Columbus’s ships.

One of the strangest things about social media (other than everything else) is the expectation that everyone knows every single factoid about every celebrity. Back on Threads I made a remark about the weird 😬 face Mr. Beast always makes, and someone responded “Uh, you know he has Crohn’s Disease??”

I took time away from the unrelenting misery to look at some stingrays, is that ok?

Fascists can't stand ridicule. We must redouble our efforts. TACO, cankles, make-up, comb-over, wife hates him, sons are idiots, convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, doesn't know what a tariff is, wears a diaper, ear did not grow back, etc, etc. There's plenty to make fun of. LFG!

A woman wearing glasses posing next to a model of Linda Blair in The Exorcist

Two divas

A screenshot from The Guardian review of the TV show The Assassin

Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained

A menopausal hitwoman, you say…?

Oh excellent, thank you for letting me know

My brother why would you waste time creating an AI girlfriend when you can just glue a pair of googly eyes to your hand and call it a day

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

I love having a President who’s compelled to respond to every remotely negative thing that’s said or written about him with a wall of shrieking text. Really assures me that he does anything else with his time besides sit on the toilet looking at his phone.

**sees a bodega** “Sure is a shame what happened to this city.”

My brother that statue wasn’t built just to welcome the Irish, you know.

The number of people I’ve encountered online who have deluded themselves into thinking that New York City was once an all-white Christian utopia that was only just “infiltrated” by immigrants within the past 30 years is both fascinating and alarming.

Counterpoint: yes we should

Tony Todd as William Bludworth in Final Destination

Gary Oldman and his weird hair flap in The Fifth Element

Barber: “What can I do for you today, sir”
“Gimme the Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element”
“Absolutely, hop on up”

Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking very alarmed

Went to a show last night where there was a man sitting near me with the same haircut as Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element and I could not stop staring at him

Getting real “how dare this woman post about having coffee with her husband” vibes

Just gonna add this slutty pic of Sheriff Hopper to the conversation

If you can remember if someone goes by “Skip” or “Junior” or whatever, you can remember their fucking pronouns.

Well, at least when he dies fighting a war for people who lied and conned him into serving, with inadequate training, he’ll die knowing his kids will never have a book read to them by a drag queen

Part of the reason so many of these fools hate Stephen Colbert is that he lives his life as the faithful and humble Christian they constantly claim themselves to be but are too selfish and fearful to actually be.

He’s going to accidentally sue himself one of these days