Mark Wellner

HOLD THE PHONE.

we now have All Dressed chips in America...

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Going 24-18 is extremely possible for them. Taking 4 of 5 from the cubs next week is ideal.

The Milwaukee Brewers extended their win streak to 12 games to unlock a longstanding and elusive free-burger giveaway from local restaurant chain George Webb.

The giveaway has been activated just three times (1987, 2018, 2025) since it was introduced in the 1950s.

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i will be sending my list of demands

"I don't know that I've ever wanted to cry for a guy more than I want to cry for Miguel Amaya right now. So disappointing." - Jim Deshaies

Amaya returned from the 60-day IL (oblique injury) on Wednesday before being carted off with a leg injury tonight in Toronto.

Aaron Donald in a blue and yellow Los Angeles Rams jersey on a football field. Text reads: "Aaron Donald Dominated The NFL. A Stalker Left Him Living in Fear."

From @theathletic.com: “I am fearful for my safety and the safety of my wife and children.”

Former NFL player Aaron Donald was stalked by a woman for years. Even though Donald is married, she filed two baseless divorce petitions, seeking millions of dollars. nyti.ms/45ornKI

Thumb ligament surgery on the left thumb hit it on a helmet during jets game.

#100win watch?

FREE BURGERS

It's possible they win 25 more games now.

Man I'm sad we don't have Jake burger because perfect branding

FREE GEORGE WEBB BURGERS FOR EVERYONE!!

@thatpackergirl.bsky.social is it possible that Jordan Love returns and wears a glove on his left hand for a chunk of the season to help with gripping the ball?

Also help with grip

Mark Jansen @markjansen10 X.com tip Mark from Stripe here. Sorry for the confusion— this is not our policy. Stripe has no prohibitions on the sale of LGBTQ+ content or goods. 12:01 PM • 8/13/25 • 329 Views

From Stripe’s head of global policy comms, re LGBTQ content

Send pics of the kitty

Maybe a globe to protect it a little

Remember- don't use Youtube today! Send them a message about "automatic dubbing"!

From the Browns: Further medical testing and examination on Shedeur Sanders revealed an oblique strain. He is considered day to day, won’t practice tomorrow and is unlikely to play in the game on Saturday.

Blizzard's story and franchise development division votes to unionize Developers working in Blizzard's story and franchise development (SDF) division have unionized, joining nearly 3,000 wo…

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It’s called a tarb when you eat a brat from the non-dominant end.

Some combination of Charlotte, Miami or LAX.

OHare is mostly fine. Real ones know the bad Chicago airport is Midway.

'War of the Worlds' Isn’t Just Bad. It’s Also Shameless Tech Propaganda By making Big Tech the hero in a movie about government surveillance, the dismally rated remake feels more like an ad for Amazon than anything else.

"The decision to demonize government surveillance while making Big Tech the passive victims ultimately waters down the film’s message—making it more of a near-90-minute commercial for brands like Amazon and Microsoft than food for thought."

✍️ @alanayzola.com

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Disgusted God Puts Giant  Overturned Glass Atop   Humanity

Disgusted God Puts Giant  Overturned Glass Atop   Humanity theonion.com/disgust...

I don’t follow hockey enough to have an actual take on this but every time I read his last name my brain replaces any sort of words or phonetic sounds with the Law and Order sound effect #RipCity

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Iris, you dog!

Shotguns n roses

Only 4 against skenes.