Irish Goddess 🫘

819 stitches, & several true crime documentaries later…

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I hate it when I pick up my phone to google something & immediately forget what it was.

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LPT: When staking out your victim’s apartment, don’t take pictures with your cell phone.

#Dateline
#TrueCrimeandChill

YouTube video by NFL on ESPN Peyton Manning is convinced this will get the Buffalo Bills that Super Bowl 😂

So more it be

Hail Peyton

youtube.com/shorts/Q8HQV...

Gov. Beshear: “The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”

FINISHED. Pretty flowers.

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I do love it when the TNF cameraman zooms in on a player/coach’s face right as they are yelling out a stream of swears.

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Me to my two clunker cars getting towed off.

All the pretty stitches.

Did not get the job that I interviewed for, and now I am just emotionally gone.

Going to drink my emotional support chai latte & cross stitch

Virgos across the world:

We can do better than this, we’ve got strong work ethics & are perfectionists.

(Why do we keep getting caught?)

Just sayin’….

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Had an absolutely AMAZING interview today, and am hoping I get an offer by next week.

I swear there is nothing more disheartening then applying for jobs you're highly qualified for and getting nothing but rejected, over and over and over and over and over and over....

It’s sad to realize how much of Andrew Cuomo’s career was just riding the coattails of his famous father.

by Meghan McCain

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Dear Customer, you're right. A system issue allowed you to exceed your credit limit far more than what it should have.

But you're the clownhorn who ran up your bill to nearly 10x what your allowed limit is, so pardon me if I have no sympathy.

(p.s. hope you didn't blow it all on cryptocurrency)

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LPT: Under the couch in your family room is not a good spot to hide the hacksaw you used to disarticulate your son’s ex-girlfriend.

[sigh’s in Portland]

Sometimes you just need to take a mental health day & stitch.

POTATO SOUP KNOCKS FOR NO ONE

#WorkFromHome
#PrettyStitches

HOLY 80’S SHOULDER PADS, BATMAN

@chthonix.bsky.social

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The upside of Taco Tuesday is it’s something I can easily cook after waking from a nap.

@chthonix.bsky.social while the special effects don’t hold up, the rest of the movie does pretty well.

Walked all the way over there to wind up my 310 bobbin on the cone of doom, got distracted & forgot to bring it back.

#FirstWorldCrossStitchProblems

By the pricking of my thumbs…….

Time for a classic from my childhood.

“Something Wicked This Way Comes”

JADARIAN PRICE IF I STILL HAD A UTERUS I WOULD HAVE YOUR BABY

#CollegeFootball
#NotreDame

Proof of weight lost.

Gray shirt is what I used to wear. Purple is what I wear now.