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The world needed this and she knew. The importance honestly, could not have been stressed enough.

08.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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princemin ๐Ÿช๐ŸŒฑ

19.09.2024 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 369    ๐Ÿ” 144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Aggron fucks.

17.11.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I played the Strange Antiquities demo last week and I have not stopped thinking about it, so I ended up making a nail set inspired by it ๐Ÿ–ค

As a huge fan of Strange Horticulture, I am so so excited to pick up the game soon (better get the backlog down before payday!)

@badvikinggames.bsky.social

24.09.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

*How to ruin the mood 101*

"Ur dick got mad uppies"

10.09.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't fucking breathe. The direct isn't even over but TAMAGOTCHI CORNER SHOP IS BACK FROM THE DEAD, GRAND BAZAAR HAS A REMAKE AND WITCHBROOK IS FINALLY REAL. I AM NOT OK

27.03.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been batting with this since yesterday after getting a new work laptop sent to me and only just got classic back. Can't work without it!

I need to know what the hell Microsoft are smoking to think this is an "upgrade"? ๐Ÿ˜‚

26.02.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not feeling too well today, but I got a friend to keep me company ๐Ÿ–ค

22.02.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has't thee ev'r hadst a dreameth yond that thee um thee hadst thee'd thee wouldst thee couldst thee'd doth thee wi thee wanteth thee thou couldst doth so thee thee'd doth thee couldst thee thou wanteth thee wanteth that gent to doth thee so much thee couldst doth aught?

21.02.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Soup frog fills out his Soup Guild application ๐Ÿธ

19.02.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 482    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

As much as this is more of a wait, I'd much rather them make the perfect Fantasy Life game. The 3DS one still stands up today ๐Ÿ–ค it's gonna be GORGEOUS

14.02.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nearly 12 years of a relationship and I still infodump all of my SpongeBob knowledge after a lil drink with absolutely no way to register @affielockhart.bsky.social's disinterest.

11.02.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Normally I don't get too excited about new Sims 4 packs these days but the Businesses and Hobbies one finally introduces something I've been wanting forever. Finally we have combined business and property lots! ๐Ÿ–ค

But the introduction of tattoo parlours and sweet shops as businesses, *chefs kiss* ๐Ÿฉท

07.02.2025 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Life Hack:

Jump in a bog :)

Just do it :)

You certainly won't regret jumping in a great big muddy bog :)

05.02.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting to feel the January blues melt away as of a couple of days ago.

I've been up at reasonable times again, work is feeling better and yesterday I groomed the dogs in full through sheer anger ๐Ÿ˜‚

That's the last time I let the internet try and tell me I'm neglectful to them. They're Puli FFS ๐Ÿ–ค

31.01.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

89 seconds. Not enough to send mass panic, but enough to make an impact.

28.01.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doomsday Clock update day ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Everyone ready to see a new record of how close we can get to midnight?

If it doesn't move, imma be shocked.

28.01.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love how Shein simply does not try anymore to make items look real.

20.01.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Him.

18.01.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A cheeky pin up version of the Harvest Goddess from Harvest Moon ๐Ÿ–ค

Been thinking about it for a while so it's finally time to just go for it!

15.01.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New tattoo is 2 days away and I am SO EXCITED.

It's gonna be my biggest and most detailed one so far, and I just can't wait to get it done. It's gonna be fuckin beautiful ๐Ÿ–ค

Turning it into a lil self care day too with a trip to my fave tea shop to stock back up. It's gonna be a lovely Friday ๐Ÿซ–

15.01.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Queen.

#thecosmicwheelsisterhood

09.01.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BRB, booking in a piercing so I can have the SNIPS.

08.01.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NGL. Genuinely kinda fucked up about Viv. It's just so sad.

05.01.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I can die happy now.

04.01.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh don't worry. There's OPTIONS!

03.01.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BRB, quitting my job to become a full time sexy Gengar.

03.01.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's New Year's Day, so it's time for Death Stranding and chill ๐Ÿ–ค

01.01.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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