Laura Palmer Scream Daily

Gaza this Ramadan, 2026

(me as a figure skating commentator): the pair is skating to the song “hallelujah”, making the controversial choice not to dress as shrek and fiona

my partner reacted to me showing him pairs figure skating with the same level of shock and horror as i did the first time he had me watch mma :,)

ilia malinin it seems that i’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

ooo lady gagita

seattle having a socialist mayor means if the hawks win tomorrow every city resident will be issued a super bowl ring, and they’re gonna abolish the police to pay for it

reactionaries are trying to serve meat at my super bowl party for the girls and gays

free them all

you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?

It’s not woke 2.0, it’s woke 2. This is not a version this is a sequel.

i love my city’s goofy commitment to not using umbrellas, even at an outdoor vigil at night in january like yeah let’s all get soaked together stubbornly :,)

every bougie local business shutting down or becoming a free community space tomorrow

i sure hope a bunch of people don’t send in applications outlining all the ways she is a traitor and collaborator, that would probably be annoying and frustrating to her office staff

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Lmaooo

seahawk is a bird go birds

it’s objectively hilarious that their martyr sucked so much shit they couldn’t even keep up pretending to mourn him for a month and his legacy now exclusively lives on in ironic zoomer memes sandwiched between tiktok ads

“Only hours have passed since they shot a man right in front me and I don't feel like I can go home because I heard agents were looking for me. I don't know what the agents will do when they find me.”

it’s heartening to remember that the regime is overflowing with genuinely stupid evil 28 year olds whose idea of effective comms is “here are some recent tactics that demoralized and slowed us down >:(“

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

The death of a man who was being held at a federal detention camp in Texas in early January may be investigated as a homicide after the local medical examiner reportedly found the preliminary cause was "asphyxia due to neck and chest compression". Geraldo Lunas Campos, a 55-year-old Cuban migrant who was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in July last year, was pronounced dead on 3 January. He had been in ICE custody at Camp East Montana, a sprawling tent camp at the Fort Bliss military base in El Paso.

But in a recording reviewed and first reported on by the Washington Post, the El Paso county's office of the medical examiner reportedly told a member of Lunas Campos's family that the office was preparing to classify the death as a homicide, subject to results of a toxicology report. Lunas Campos was one of four ICE detainees who died while in custody in the first 10 days of the year and his death was part of a troubling trend; 2025 was the agency's deadliest year in more than two decades. According to a Guardian investigation, last December was the deadliest month, with six fatalities. He was also at least the second person who had been housed at the camp, which has repeatedly come under fire from human rights groups for reports of abuse and inhumane conditions, to die in recent months. Francisco Gaspar-Andres, a 48-year-old Guatemalan man who had also been held at Fort Bliss, died in the hospital after health complications late last year.

The press release from ICE about Lunas Campos's death claims that he'd been put into segregation after he became "disruptive while in line for medication". It was there, officials said, that staff "observed him in distress and contacted on-site medical personnel for assistance". He was pronounced deceased by medical responders at 10.16pm. Witnesses in detention with Lunas Campos told the Washington Post a different story. Santos Jesus Flores, who was detained at the camp where Lunas Campos died, said he saw five guards choking the man as he struggled after he resisted going into the segregation unit because he didn't have his medications.

During the struggle, Jesus Flores said he heard Lunas Campos say again and again in Spanish that he couldn't breathe. "He said, 'I cannot breathe, I cannot breathe? After that, we don't hear his voice anymore and that's it," Flores told the Post.

These are death camps. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

there are too many horrors in the world for me to be getting mad about star wars in the year 2026 and YET

lucasfilm and by extension of responsibility kathleen kennedy caving to right wing troll backlash to the last jedi felt like the second wave of gamergate and empowered so much of the “anti-woke” backlash/culture war bs that festered following 2017. She was part of that! She did nothing! rest in piss

not hiring a woman as director/showrunner/story lead for any project until basically the end of her tenure? constantly folding to right wing troll mobs (what they did to kelly marie tran)? publicly laughing at the idea of finn and poe being in a relationship? shoveling shit directly into my mouth?

… of Fame that is!

That’s funny I hope they receive the wall