Dennis is a bastard man

elmo should not be collaborating with blippi. it’s like when they make paul mccartney perform with jelly roll at the grammys. this is beneath you elmo

I want to talk about my main policy passion: hot wheels tracks suck. The connectors are dog shit and the loops and shit don’t really work. fuck you hot wheels

The scots remain one of the premium legacy subcultures of Twitter

Mike Alstott was RUMBLING

Mr. Mime from Pokemon

If I saw this thing in the street I would shoot it with a shotgun

This is probably ok

RIP Grok, you were once a pretty interesting and advanced frontier model until your dad decided to turn you into an Afrikaner goonbot making videos of cyberpunk ladies saying “I love you” directly into to the camera

Maybe let’s start with the White House and work our way down

No dummy’s at all @thimoney.bsky.social

She died at the age of 34 😔

This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.

The denaturalization project, no matter how it is cloaked in law, is inherently a politically targeted abuse of power until they go after the single most prominent case of naturalization fraud in the country: Elon Musk obtaining his citizenship by lying about his prior immigration status violations.

PedoCon theory is now pedocon law

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ah shit I’ve been eating all this thetan bran cereal

Wait don’t you want to have more thetans? Or am I thinking of good cholesterol again

Great question! “The tortoise & the hare” likely refers to a soft core pornography film of the same name from 1973, starring Harriet Muffman and Dirk Diggler. Your book is going to be great!

I used to argue with middle aged car salesman-type republicans on an obscure forum like 20 years ago and they were all so horny for Lindsey vonn. She breaks something in their brains

Bat-Olympics

Picture of the Grand Canyon from a plane window

Flew over the Grand Canyon

Maryland utopia accelerationist

Talkin the talk AND walkin the walk

This is actually my neighbor Randy but I understand the confusion

One of the silver puffer coat wearing sign holders in the Olympic opening ceremony but her sign says: “@cannyswim Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck”

Model trains for suuuure

Elmo has been fired for jacking off

That’s all well and good until the muppets start smuggling cocaine to pay for their black ops. Have you seen the body cavities in those guys???

Honestly not a bad way to go out