Papa Smirk

Being 12 years old in adult chat rooms on AOL was CRAZZZZZZZZZZYYYYY.

ASL?

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LAMB OF GOD's RANDY BLYTHE: “Fuck the fascists. Do not comply” Lamb Of God's Randy Blythe has taken to Substack to offer his perspective on the current state of the U.S. The piece, which is titled All The Horrors Happening Around Us, finds the frontman slamming D...

Lamb Of God's Randy Blythe: “Fuck the fascists. Do not comply”

lambgoat.com/news/51392/l...

via @lambgoat.bsky.social

I can’t believe you even have to type this. This should be common sense like breathing air. If either one of us isn’t into it, it’s an instant stop 🛑 what we’re doing.

When Reddit wants to be in on the joke.

lol our society is allergic to holding powerful men accountable

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

There's no way you can keep funding a federal government who's primary mission is to inflict pain on the population. Every federal agency from McMahon at DoE to RFK shredding HHS and everything in between. Every day we let them stay open is more time we'll need to repair the damage they've done

Just a lil Black Flag this afternoon in the office. Cheers. 🍻

I mean, are you surprised the Senate Dems' ICE proposal is anything but abolishing and shutting down that department? They bring a spork to a machine gun fight 10/10 times. The murder of over 10+ innocent American people in six months isn’t enough rot to justify shutting that terror squad down.

Remember to hiss when someone lifts the tarp, dear.

I’m forcing myself in the gym tomorrow morning.

Most men TBH.

donald trump in a suit and tie is making a funny face . ALT: donald trump in a suit and tie is making a funny face .

“There are very fine people on both sides.”

Bari Weiss in the news again had me look up her article on wikipedia and boy does it jump out at you how much she liked to harass Muslim professors out of a job

if you made a prison cell for ice agents, it’d be called an ice cube. thank you, i’ll be here all week.

bonk

Can ICE Agents Be Prosecuted for Shootings? What to Know

JD Vance suggested that federal agents have “absolute immunity” from prosecution. Legal experts dispute this claim.

It’s not even my fault! Those other countries should have asked me before setting up their own governments!

uncle sam's explanation

A black and tan German Shepherd is lying in his dog bed in the living room.

Jake said “Guten Morgen, Bluesky.”

47 years ago today
Black Flag released their debut EP, Nervous Breakdown, January 26, 1979

It features the songs "Nervous Breakdown," "Fix Me," "I've Had It," and "Wasted."

#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #blackflag #nervousbreakdown #history #punkrockhistory #otd

my viking blood makes me need to ask a robot how to cook eggs

Hands down best account on this app. 11/10.

screenshot of mammon @derekhill.bsky.social in dms saying: a bearded dragon pooped on me in 4th grade but they're still cool

This aged well.

I wish Democrats would start just speaking the truth:

“ICE is killing American citizens in public for exercising their freedom of speech because Donald Trump wants to be a king.

This isn’t about immigration—Trump wants to make it illegal to oppose him, and to stay in power until he dies.”