Maltose Zaddy🍻

I am horrified. If you use US material, download all old reports you use. The record will be erased. Even that might not save you: every report sourced from the US will now have to be suspected of politicised manipulation and will in the future the same credibility as Iran’s human rights reports

Pretty stoked about my first gravlax. Picked up bagels and cream cheese too.

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

Nice mugshot

Has RFK Jr released a statement praising the vaccine crank who shot up the CDC yet?

Crime is down in DC. As with every other Trump authoritarian power grab, the entire justification for this is bullshit.

I’m actually quite skeptical that this is the whole story

Brilliant work. Mariners Bluesky thinks this is the real call 🤣

I have watched this until I’m wheezing and crying

When you’ve eaten the wrong things and you’re trapped in a window seat during takeoff

This is a 100% Official Bizarro World Scenario: A Kennedy promotes a conspiracy theory that gets somebody else assassinated.

Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico we’ve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that we’re out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts

Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it

Love your BBQ spices mix, Pink Pony Rub

Our Mariners did horrible things to this man

Whiffle ball shit

43 for BD

Unadjusted for inflation there is no inflation here!

Being just good enough to tantalize Browns fans before crashing out of the league would be the highest form of comedy

This is a great metaphor because the NFL loves nepo babies like Cuomo

Not just Browns. PANTHERS preseason.

To again paraphrase @brendannyhan.bsky.social, we're endangering the future of the most successful higher education system in the history of humanity. For nothing. Over nothing.

How much will he sell Alaska back to Russia for?

Tell me about your low expectations without telling me

Selling tamales on streets of America goes back to the 19th century. Literally a more American tradition than these ICE assholes

The Dublin Seahawks

Just run it LMAO.

I dislocated my thumb at 6yo at the bottom of the pile playing indoor football. I was fine. Eventually.

TORY HORTON is gonna be a PROBLEM for YOUR team

The lingerie football refs are back!