Deandria

Me: Why do I feel so tired, miserable, and unfocused?

My meds, sitting in a box with today's date on it: A true mystery. We may never know.

Powerful letter from a non-verbal autistic person. Give it two minutes of your night and feel your heart expand.

Fresh produce goes in the fridge, and [static hissing interspersed with modem noises]...

What was this bag of shrivelled leaves? Why is this milk lumpy? This dip went out of date LAST YEAR???

Hey Elon:

The anti-rapture: all the worst people in the world get spontaneously consumed by the earth and sucked down into the bowels of hell, leaving the rest of us in the "Great Celebration", a 7 year period of prosperity and hope.

I'm firmly on the side of autism in this war on autism.

A roleplaying game called HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL. Text only version here https://www.patreon.com/posts/138800567

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL is my one hundredth one page game.

YOU ARE A GOAT GIRL. It is always your birthday and God Himself could not stop you from doing exactly what you want.

PDFs (including text-only) and design commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...

See, that kinda makes sense to me, I can see him in that role. But I. M. Weasel? That feels like being told that Ren from Ren and Stimpy was played by Derek Jacobi or something (he's not).

You know when you learn a random bit of unimportant information and it breaks your brain?

I just found out that the character of I. M. Weasel from the 90s Cartoon network show I Am Weasel was voiced by Micheal Dorn, aka Worf from Star Trek.

I will need some time to recover from this knowledge.

I know it's a busy week but each of us needs to find the time for some mindfulness and by mindfulness i mean burning down just one AI datacentre

Future holiday destination?

Trans rights are human rights, but the bad news is people also hate human rights.

GREAT NEWS. You are a GOAT GIRL and it is ALWAYS YOUR BIRTHDAY. You are having a joint birthday/war party with the other goat girls and no-one is going to stop you.

drawing of a goat girl what I did. she is bursting out of a multi-tiered birthday cake (it is unclear whether it is the type of cake you are suppose to burst out of) and she is holding a small hammer

VIOLENT DELIGHTS Goat girls cannot die, nor suffer serious harm. (It is their birthday.) Goat girls can be captured and/or confined, but this state of affairs rarely lasts for long. Any death or injury they inflict (a frequent occurrence) happens slightly off-screen, or out-of-focus in the background of a different scene.

a small goat girl carrying a club what I drew

My hundredth one-page roleplaying game is HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL.

You are a goat girl, most beautiful and dangerous creature, and it is always your birthday.

Patrons get it a week early here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...

If being poor makes people racist, please explain to me why the richest man in the world is very, very racist?

Give this caller a fucking award.

A viking saying to pick your battles. Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back. That's still too many battles.

Reminds me of this:

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

This is so true

At anything in particular? Or just *gestures around vaguely*

I don't know if you're taking suggestions, but I've got a few ideas...

Did you or a family member once reside in Innsmouth?

Did you test positive for fish/cephalopod DNA?

You may be eligible to join a class action lawsuit.

Email: Obed@MarshDagon.net and attach results of the DNA test.

(We are totally not trying to gather your info to return you to Cthulhu's bosom.)

Next time, I think I'll be a swarm of bees instead.

Tonight, we were making characters for Heart: The City Beneath. I really enjoyed playing the witch character in the quickstart adventure, so I decided to make another witch. I spent ages looking through the character creation stuff only to end up with a practically identical character.

Really feeling that "everyone secretly hates you" feeling today.

You've heard of Spiders Georg, now meet Testosterone George, the hot new name in statistical outliers.

Meme format of a scene from Parks and Recs. Mona Lisa, playing the part of Donald Trump, says, "I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life." (Hillariously untrue) Dr. Saperstein, her father, playing the part of an average MAGA fool, says, "I know this, and I love you."

Alternative version of the same meme

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life.

And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

Excited to watch this as The Witch Is Dead was the first TTRPG I'd played since high school (many, many years previously). It was the gateway drug that marked my REAL entry into TTRPGs back in 2017. I didn't realise it was by Grant Howitt! (Not that that name would have meant anything to 2017 me)