Heathcliff doing another "Nude" painting
I worry about him
09.02.2026 20:19 β π 45 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0@thegarbageape.bsky.social
Heathcliff doing another "Nude" painting
I worry about him
09.02.2026 20:19 β π 45 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Heathcliff paints the word "NUDE" in big capitals on an otherwise blank canvas. Two mice watch him work, and one of them says "Now, that's art."
09 Feb 2026
09.02.2026 20:12 β π 770 π 213 π¬ 9 π 14Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff has written the word 'nude' in all caps on an otherwise empty canvas. Two mice watch him work, one says "Of course, the real reason that Mr. McGregor hated the Bad Bunny was that everyone liked him more."
New Yorker Panel: A farmer chases a jacket wearing bunny out of his vegetable patch. The caption reads "Now, that's art."
2/9/26
09.02.2026 23:03 β π 21 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff and Iggy are leaving the Meat Museum. Iggy says to Heathcliff "Time to celebrate their monumental athletic achievements by pointing out all their minor mistakes."
New Yorker Panel: Two people are watching the Olympics on TV. One turns to the other and says "You seemed moved by the hot dog exhibit."
2/10/26
10.02.2026 16:46 β π 34 π 5 π¬ 0 π 1Iggy, Heathcliff, and Pops, Heathcliff's convict father, stand in front of an ice cream truck. Iggy says "Two cones and one prison tray."
06 Feb 2026
07.02.2026 18:57 β π 205 π 26 π¬ 4 π 1Heathcliff swings from a rope above the city on a moonlit night, soaring over the rooftops, with a small fish inside a fish bowl perched atop his head. A couple looks on and one of them says "I love Saturday night."
07 Feb 2026
07.02.2026 21:33 β π 332 π 65 π¬ 4 π 3Another Heathcliff Super Bowl Sunday comic where everyone burps in a symphony
The big game
08.02.2026 21:28 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Heathcliff wears a helmet that reads "DIP" and grabs a big bowl of dip, running as if he's a football player. He pushes aside a group of dogs and weaves between an alien, a slug, and a robot, all on his way to the Nutmeg house, all while holding the dip upright. He enters the house triumphantly as the Super Bowl party inside cheers, and Grandpa says "The dip is here!" The Kitty Korner reads "Matt Cholodewitsch of Tucson, AZ, says his cat 'Rory' tucks him into bed. She makes sure he's under the covers and smells his face!"
08 Feb 2026
08.02.2026 21:15 β π 128 π 20 π¬ 3 π 1A single-panel black and white Heathcliff comic. Heathcliff is standing next to an absolutely massive pile of "Beware of dog" signs, looking pleased with himself. In the foreground, a fire fighter says to Grandpa Nutmeg, "The chief says his collection constitutes a fire hazard."
A single panel color Heathcliff comic. In the city, outside a Tailor's shop, two workers stand outside, admiring Heathcliff, who is walking away wearing a MEAT cape. One remarks to the other, "Fire."
45 years of professionals pointing out fire hazards (1980-07-16, 2025-09-19)
19.09.2025 15:54 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Heathcliff walks out of a tailor's shop wearing a pink cape that says MEAT. The tailor watches proudly, admiring his handiwork. His assistant cheerily says "Fire."
19 Sep 2025
19.09.2025 18:26 β π 336 π 54 π¬ 6 π 5Heathcliff walking across the moors wearing a helmet that says "BROODING"
16.09.2025 19:21 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A drawing of Kathy from the comic strip Kathy (a white woman with brown hair and droopy eyes) dressed in a gown with puffy sleeves standing next to Heathcliff the orange cat from the comic strip Heathcliff. Heathcliff is wearing a black waistcoat. Theyβre standing against a foggy background with trees and red outlined letters say Wuthering Heights, an homage to the poster for the new Emerald Fennel film adaptation of the 19th century novel. Smaller black text above has the authorβs name, Charlotte BrontΓ«.
The thing about being an artist is that sometimes youβll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours youβll never get back.
16.09.2025 14:26 β π 1886 π 657 π¬ 53 π 42Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff stands outside of the pet store. Everyone is now wearing Brofish bowls on their heads. The shop owner asks Heathcliff "Any plans for the weekend, or for escaping the incoming totalitarian regime?"
New Yorker Panel: Two men stand at a coffee bar. One of them says "The Brofish are a hit."
8/8/25
08.08.2025 18:08 β π 48 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0A bunch of pedestrians are walking around a city street in all different directions. Each one of them has a fishtank balanced atop their head, and each fishtank contains a green fish. All of the fish talk, and they're all saying the same thing- "Bro." A happy pet store owner stands next to his pet store with a satisfied Heathcliff, who also has a fishtank with a "Bro"-saying fish on his head. The pet store owner says "The Brofish are a hit."
08 Aug 2025
08.08.2025 17:12 β π 376 π 107 π¬ 5 π 8Sunday edition
20.07.2025 04:10 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Grandma Nutmeg looks lovingly at a small cactus in a pot on a table, and the cactus clearly loves her back, as bright red hearts emanate from it. Heathcliff and Iggy look at them, and Iggy says "The cactus only likes Grandma."
14 Jul 2025
14.07.2025 17:51 β π 183 π 30 π¬ 1 π 2Heathcliff and Spike the Bulldog walk up to each other, leap into the air, and start fighting in a midair cartoon blur. They land on the ground, both bruised and dizzy, and then walk away from each other calmly. A bird watching from a nearby tree says "It's a standard greeting." The Kitty Korner reads "Austin Mordahl of Chicago, IL says his cat 'Ace' loves to sit on his chest and lick his beard to wake him up in the morning!"
25 May 2025
26.05.2025 16:19 β π 91 π 15 π¬ 1 π 1MEAT
26.05.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Heathcliff flies a slice of prosciutto on a string like a kite outside of the meat store. Two employees watch, and one says "I used to fly prosciutto with my grandfather."
26 May 2025
26.05.2025 17:59 β π 275 π 55 π¬ 3 π 4Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is flying a slice of prosciutto like a kite outside of the butcher shop. Two workers stand outside of the store. One of them says "Do you ever get halfway through a book and suddenly remember you read it on some other beach?"
New Yorker Panel: A couple is laying on the beach. The man says "I used to fly prosciutto with my grandfather."
5/26/25
26.05.2025 22:30 β π 47 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0