Sunday edition
20.07.2025 04:10 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@thegarbageape.bsky.social
Sunday edition
20.07.2025 04:10 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Grandma Nutmeg looks lovingly at a small cactus in a pot on a table, and the cactus clearly loves her back, as bright red hearts emanate from it. Heathcliff and Iggy look at them, and Iggy says "The cactus only likes Grandma."
14 Jul 2025
14.07.2025 17:51 β π 182 π 29 π¬ 1 π 2Heathcliff and Spike the Bulldog walk up to each other, leap into the air, and start fighting in a midair cartoon blur. They land on the ground, both bruised and dizzy, and then walk away from each other calmly. A bird watching from a nearby tree says "It's a standard greeting." The Kitty Korner reads "Austin Mordahl of Chicago, IL says his cat 'Ace' loves to sit on his chest and lick his beard to wake him up in the morning!"
25 May 2025
26.05.2025 16:19 β π 89 π 15 π¬ 1 π 1MEAT
26.05.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Heathcliff flies a slice of prosciutto on a string like a kite outside of the meat store. Two employees watch, and one says "I used to fly prosciutto with my grandfather."
26 May 2025
26.05.2025 17:59 β π 275 π 55 π¬ 3 π 4Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is flying a slice of prosciutto like a kite outside of the butcher shop. Two workers stand outside of the store. One of them says "Do you ever get halfway through a book and suddenly remember you read it on some other beach?"
New Yorker Panel: A couple is laying on the beach. The man says "I used to fly prosciutto with my grandfather."
5/26/25
26.05.2025 22:30 β π 47 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk followed by several other cats. They are all wearing the orange Heathcliff uniforms. Two birds watch from a tree, one of them says "Let me tell you why this thing I felt like doing anyway is also a radical act of resistance."
New Yorker Panel: Two women are walking down a path. One says to the other "Team Heathcliff."
5/1/25
01.05.2025 14:38 β π 44 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0A black-and-white Heathcliff comic: At an amusement parkβs βTunnel of Loveβ ride, a boat full of human couples floats gently into the dark tunnel. In the back of the boat, Heathcliff and Sonja sit together like any other couple, with Sonja lovingly snuggled up next to him. On the dock, a bewildered attendant gestures helplessly as another worker in the ticket booth looks on disapprovingly. The caption reads: βWhat can I do?!... He has tickets!β
1975-05-07 - geez, old people are so grumpy about cats in boats
02.05.2025 17:34 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Heathcliff and two other cats stand in slug-prunted onesies with little fake eyestalks, cheering as the Hype Slug riles them up. Two owls watch from a tree, one of them saying "I want one of those slug uniforms."
02 May 2025
02.05.2025 18:09 β π 254 π 42 π¬ 6 π 4Punch Out parody with Garfield and Heathcliff.
Heathcliff for the win every time!
30.04.2025 20:14 β π 13 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0HEATHCLIFF vs GARFIELD!
Only one orange cat is coming out alive!
A frazzled Grandma Nutmeg walks out of a Dry Cleaners holding a stack of Heathcliff uniforms, orange jumpsuits patterned and striped like Heathcliff's fur with an H emblem on the chest. Heathcliff walks behind her, looking satisfied. Grandma says to Heathcliff "I wish the uniforms weren't dry clean only."
03 May 2025
03.05.2025 19:38 β π 225 π 21 π¬ 0 π 1Heathcliff comic. Heathcliff jumps mid-air at a man wearing a helmet that reads βMilk.β Grandma Nutmeg remarks to another old woman, presumably the manβs wife, βI told Frank not to wear that.β
Todayβs Heathcliff is an all-timer.
21.04.2025 11:21 β π 47 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0#Heathcliff
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βHeathcliff Strikes Againβ and βHeathcliff SchlΓ€gt Wieder Zuβ by George Gately
I recently obtained six Heathcliff books translated into German, all for books I havenβt covered yet.
Front/Back covers.
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βHeathcliff Sticker Albumβ by George Gately for Ambassador Cards, 1985.
No surprises here, itβs an album for kids to put stickers in.
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Grandpa Nutmeg, wearing striped pajamas and slippers, stands in the bathroom with Heathcliff, who is perched on the sink. They both stare solemnly at their reflections in the mirror. Heathcliffβs tongue is sticking out slightly, and their shared posture suggests mutual resignation. The caption reads: βBe brave and letβs look Monday morning right in the eye.β
1984-02-06 - it's one of those mondays π«
21.04.2025 14:49 β π 96 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0And I need justice in my life, here it comes
Look high, it's my last hope
Heathcliff the Housecat, coming off the top rope
A man is sitting in a chair wearing a milk helmet as Heathcliff descends on him from an egregarious angle. Grandma Nutmeg stands with a friend of hers, who says "I told Frank not to wear that."
21 Apr 2025
21.04.2025 16:58 β π 259 π 46 π¬ 2 π 6Heathcliff Panel: A man is sitting in a chair wearing a helmet that says "Milk". Heathcliff is in mid-air pouncing on him. His wife and Grandma Nutmeg watch. The wife says "Great Scott! The past is no longer distinguishable from the future."
Doc Brown is in his DeLorean time machine. Marty is next to the car. Doc Brown says "I told Frank not to wear that."
4/21/25
21.04.2025 22:58 β π 37 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Heathcliff Panel: The Bro Fish in the tank are broing. Meanwhile, a Dudefish in a bowl on Heathcliff's head is duding. Iggy turns to Heathcliff and says "Maybe we should fight some of our international conflicts the old-fashioned way, like with a chess match, or a race to the moon?"
New Yorker Panel: A White House aid is standing in front of Trump's desk. The aide says "You should keep them in separate tanks."
3/13/25
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