Ted Fielding

Ew gross

I hate mapping Joint Use.

The world is about to see how bad Manitobans are at driving

Stir Fry is one of my go to "I'm too lazy to cook but I want something delicious" meal

Missing him manually unbanning someone who got autobanned for posting child porn

Watching a Kraken Capitals game is confusing whenever I hear "Washington"

A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.

A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.

The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...

I always avoid doors that open for me since I watched The Prisoner too much as an impressionable teen and they creep me out, so just make all non revolving doors powered and just force youth to watch The Prisoner.

Like maybe if you lived in like Ambrose, North Dakota you'd never need it, but Google is in a place with so many paid parking spots that you'd have to enter it a lot. I live in a place with pretty rare paid parking and I still have both mine and my wife's plates memorized

When my little sister was buying a house in the Bay Area, she only found one that was the same price as my house in Eastern Washington, and it had a tarp for the roof and just plywood for siding

Probably Hyperparathyroidism. You should show sympathy to anyone who has suffered from hyperparathyroidism by giving them large wads of cash.

I walked back to my car, took my shit out of my pockets, could only find one glove, walked all the way back to the fountain, couldn't find it, walked back to my car, and my missing glove was next to my. The snow makes me stupid.

Vigil at Rotary fountain in Spokane right now if anyone doesn't know already

Vigil at Rotary fountain in Spokane right now if anyone doesn't know already

I remember reading this storyline when it came out and am unhappy you said how long ago it came out.

Neat, I didn't know they shipped, I always just bought it at the grocery store and shoved it in my luggage with some ice packs

Geo is actually spanish for fake

a man in a military uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army Alt: Buster Bluth in an Army uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army from Arrested Development

(Unless Army)

If you read The Class Struggle in France 1848-1850, Marx specifically calls for a "dictatorship of Leverhulme Prize winners"

I dunno, my wife and I are riding it right now as tourists and it was pretty easy to figure out.

Google AI saying "There isn't a Kraken game tonight, December 6, 2025, as the NHL Schedule doesn't show one, but when they do play at their home, Climate Pledge" the text stops as the screenshot cuts it off

Googles AI will tell you no! In fact, last night I Googled a question about the Hockey Game I was at, and it told me No, I was not at a Hockey Game because there wasn't one.

Meme from chick tract. Bunch of angry dudes, one of them shouting "Shut Up" Caption is "Most People rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth."

Huh, my sister in California bought a house last month and was just complaining to me about how she and her husband can't use the master shower because it is full of ants.

this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist

I think we, as a society, need to be more cruel to people who hate Onions.

I needed Gutters on my house and my second quote was a quarter of the first quote. When I called the first guy he just told me the second guy must be giving me a really good deal I should go with that one, and then asked if I had a DnD campaign he could join

A Bald Eagle sitting on a branch overlooking a forested mountain

A Bald eagle swooping down to a lake to catch fish

Went to Higgen's Point on Lake Coeur d'Alene and saw the Bald Eagles.

One of life's great pleasures is when someone gets increasingly irate about me going the speed limit, so they start to tailgate, and I let off the gas so they keep a 3 second follow distance behind me

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