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The editors job is to be ruthless, you can still be nice about it, but it's their job to edit

16.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you estimate this in cow farts please, to the nearest ten thousand would be fine

16.11.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So the really serious stuff is yet to come then

15.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate shells
Love bashing em

12.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alexa: why is it called perfidious Albion?

11.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he has to say something, he is pretending to stick up for trump someone he claims is a personal "mate"

10.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Call a spade a spade

10.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you won't get top four not even close
champions league my arse

you're shite

09.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump would walk five hundred miles
But he won't release the Epstein files
To be the president who walked five hundred miles
To protect the pedophiles

09.11.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wants kickbacks from the insurance companies

09.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are going to lose heavily next year

Trump sailed in on a load of promises, the new golden age, low inflation, lower costs, more and better jobs

All of them broken

His aping of mamdani the last couple of days shows quite how desperate he is

The gaslighting isn't working

07.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never enter a server room halon

07.11.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He won't be president forever

06.11.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has no class and everything he does is tacky and superficial

06.11.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There will be a run on popcorn next year, get your order in early

06.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The moonies say what now

03.11.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

xtian is just another term for christian, used by atheists mainly

You don't get to define anyone else's Christianity or adherence to the faith

03.11.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Type 2, try to avoid simple carbs and limit to 130grams

Chia seed pudding and fish and spinach are the core of my diet

02.11.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bugonia is brilliant

02.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm calling it now cmat will end up further to the right than Justin Barrett

01.11.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet another Irish celebrity bigot, how many more are there out there

01.11.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a doctor can you confirm the most effective way of taking multivitamin pills is the french method i.e. up the bum

30.10.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You win

29.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America wanted a figurehead that would tell them everything was great

They didn't care if he lied, he projected a kind of strength, he said he would put them first, put America first

He lied obviously

29.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These days in America you can just shoot black people and the police will just brush it under the carpet these days

28.10.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where is kendal jenner and her pepsi of peace when you need her?

27.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how much is he spending on that ballroom again?

oh yeah, about $230 million

26.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fantastic, great vocals, brilliant old school chicago house, love it

chicago always wins

26.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Avoid (feat. Benjamin Fehr), by Falko Brocksieper from the album Shortcake Strategy

#raveyardshift

more hot cologne action
falkobrocksieper.bandcamp.com/track/avoid-...

26.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Till KrΓΌger Live @ Deeperschnee Afterhour, GewΓΆlbe, Cologne Till KrΓΌger's superb live-set at Deeperschnee Afterhour 18.12.2011 @ GewΓΆlbe, Cologne. Most of the tracks are unreleased or going to be released in 2012. Enjoy!

one of my favourite producers

this set is lush
www.mixcloud.com/200Club/till...

26.10.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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