@ersteele.bsky.social
A gray and white kitten sits on a gray hardwood laminate floor next to a tiny brown toy suitcase.
“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
09.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 3873 🔁 398 💬 56 📌 17Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
19.09.2025 23:57 — 👍 3716 🔁 473 💬 46 📌 32Shout out to everyone who can remember every word to some random 80s song but can't remember the password they created yesterday
20.08.2025 22:06 — 👍 9781 🔁 735 💬 461 📌 103Same girl, same.
15.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love that the first two rules of snack club are you do not talk about snack club
19.07.2025 23:03 — 👍 608 🔁 75 💬 23 📌 2First time buying fireworks and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right assortment until the fireworks salesman high-foured me.
08.06.2025 23:51 — 👍 1447 🔁 88 💬 70 📌 9
Morgan Wallen IG post after his SNL appearance showing his private jet with the caption: "Get me to God's country"
I walk and talk like a field hand
But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand
I write songs about riding tractors
From the comfort of a private jet
Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
18.03.2025 01:10 — 👍 39980 🔁 6360 💬 2157 📌 673
Absolutely beautiful tribute. #SNL50 #50Years youtu.be/fXAbLeJyB0o?...
17.02.2025 04:44 — 👍 13986 🔁 1662 💬 384 📌 140Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan is the best part of #SNL50 🤣
17.02.2025 02:31 — 👍 2401 🔁 267 💬 46 📌 31This SNL50 concert is exactly the kind of thing my parents would have recorded on a VHS tape that I would have watched regularly as a kid. That is the greatest praise something can receive. #SNL50
15.02.2025 04:21 — 👍 715 🔁 34 💬 20 📌 2
Jimmy returns during the Los Angeles wildfires…
14.01.2025 04:48 — 👍 140 🔁 31 💬 11 📌 4
we’re looking at the black leather backseat of a car where a dog is supposed to be riding. a great dane puppy’s head is nestled in between the head rests on the left and middle, facing forward. his booty and back legs dangle from between the head rests on the middle and right. there is no sign of his body or front limbs. we hope they’re in the trunk area, but we’re actually not 100% confident this is a single dog.
This is Howard. He couldn't decide where to sit. Wound up in two places at once and may require some assistance. 13/10
08.01.2025 17:27 — 👍 27480 🔁 2206 💬 669 📌 225
They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
Every blanket is a weighted blanket if your cats are chonky enough
30.12.2024 21:13 — 👍 1440 🔁 114 💬 40 📌 8
Me before the 2024 election cycle
Vs
Me after
This sums it up, yes.
22.12.2024 00:40 — 👍 51072 🔁 9687 💬 712 📌 418interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: punching a goose in it’s mouth
interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position
me: *clenches fist* was it a goose
Putting a fried egg on a leftover sandwich and calling it breakfast
29.11.2024 14:32 — 👍 432 🔁 25 💬 18 📌 5yeah I like tariffs.
ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
me: I hate when I walk into a room and forgot why I went in there haha
patient grabs my ankle: epipen
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
22.11.2024 06:15 — 👍 26212 🔁 5023 💬 1838 📌 1181Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
23.11.2024 00:38 — 👍 7503 🔁 1046 💬 47 📌 13"People who like cat pictures are just looking at the cat feed."
This statement by Bluesky's CEO Jay Graber on CNN is EVERYTHING.
Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
