TheRealMSG

“oh, you think the ongoing dystopian reality we live in is bad? here’s precisely in detail how it’s even worse than you think it is”

The other website is pretty much done

monster hunter wilds has once again made me ponder the merits of letting players see the individual pores on their characers' skins vs. actually being accessible to people who didn't steal their PC from nasa

undefeated

Turns out the solution to the Fermi Paradox is that technological civilisations use all their resources trying to build a marginally better sales bot.

Balatro run lasted the entire Metronorth trip. Phone is 300 degrees. Highest score ever on black stake. Mouth is dry. I feel so alive

surely no one would ever go on the internet and lie

If there's one thing a web or "full stack" engineer needs to know in 2025, it's that client-side CPU is an intermittent, highly contingent resource. Most users don't have much, and you can't count on even that.

So quit it with the SPA/JS-heavy React nonsense already.

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

When you are looking for fraud you use experienced forensic accountants, not "engineers".

donald trump talks about JD vance in a way that someone who had a gifted kid that ended up flaming out

MAJOR EFFICIENCY WIN: the CFPB that’s returned over $21,000,000,000.00 to scammed americans now being dissolved to save every american $2.00 annually

Silicon Valley spent a lot of money on Super Bowl ads trying to impress me with a pair of glasses that can answer questions. Just fuck off. If I want for knowledge, I ask my friends or I research. Tech wants to rob of us meaningfully engaging with the world to buy their Mechanical Turk, get lost pal

Feels like we're being massively gaslit by big tech these days.

Endless crappy features no one wanted, sold as revolutionary.

Constant praise for things that barely work.

And they’ll probably succeed - not because they're good, but because they control the game more than ever.

conservatives will tell you they hate rap music and it’s not a real genre of music and then tell you to check their new favorite artist, some CIA asset called ‘Jelly Roll’

I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes.

The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin

"Silicon Valley built the modern world" you guys make apps

It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything

the lesson from the tech world being unleashed into our government and destroying is that our forefathers instinctively knew that nerds were demons hiding their evil souls

having been one, 20-something tech industry engineers are among the most cocksure, dangerously stupid people on god's green earth. they should exist nowhere near vital government services

elon musk is the shadow president and making up what he deems legal. he genuinely wants it to be a crime to know who is working for him

I want Taylor with three eyes, out of which she can see the cosmic aura of all mankind and judge them based upon karma

Ad in a grocery store of someone in flannel holding a beer. Text reads: “it is what it is but a cold beer always helps”

“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?”
-“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked”
“What”