@kukawaki.bsky.social
original hipster and scrublord extraordinaire
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09.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 360 🔁 70 💬 6 📌 1
Schild, attention world Boykott the world Cup USA 2026.
Boykott Fußball-Weltmeisterschaft in 🇺🇲 2026
#wm2026
nmi!
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I just keep a tub of acid topped up. As a treat. Nobody will ever know.
23.12.2025 10:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Image of Shax from Star Trek Lower Decks with the words "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice"
We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
Well we have corollary:
11.12.2025 21:39 — 👍 2014 🔁 292 💬 38 📌 15
![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.
Website Task Flowchart
xkcd.com/3175/
Nice one dude
04.12.2025 17:42 — 👍 105 🔁 30 💬 0 📌 1
I mean he’s not wrong…
26.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 82 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 1
A hand holding a dripping wet, bulging-eyed, flat-faced cat looking sadly at the camera.
“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
![4-panel comic. (1) [person finds bottle on shore] (2) [person reads message from inside bottle: ICMP ECHO REQUEST...] (3) [person writes on message ICMP ECHO REPLY...] (4) [person puts bottle back in water and leaves]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidlkffoohblwqhnyqcrzhctq66wwo6fxohozryphbdmeeimwgoyke@jpeg)
4-panel comic. (1) [person finds bottle on shore] (2) [person reads message from inside bottle: ICMP ECHO REQUEST...] (3) [person writes on message ICMP ECHO REPLY...] (4) [person puts bottle back in water and leaves]
Ping
xkcd.com/3150/
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"
Bruh
18.09.2025 12:12 — 👍 31493 🔁 11450 💬 110 📌 103Work may be delayed today by Tawny Frogmouth watching:
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Lord Skitter, Sewer King: (rodent voice) its damn Friday night!!! And Ill be dipped in shit if I aint ready to throw down some pecker
29.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 123 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 0If I was a cat I would simply not run right in front of the only person who feeds me when they’re about to go down a giant flight of stairs
11.08.2025 14:08 — 👍 413 🔁 19 💬 19 📌 0
DIY > AI
01.07.2025 02:43 — 👍 31886 🔁 13182 💬 101 📌 58well put
29.06.2025 12:39 — 👍 2485 🔁 909 💬 1 📌 0
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happy bird's day!
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Screencap from the television show the Simpsons showing 3D CGI animated homer from treehouse of horror
special effects should have stopped here
05.06.2025 00:47 — 👍 313 🔁 30 💬 9 📌 2Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and nevermind I get it now
15.04.2025 14:51 — 👍 725 🔁 64 💬 10 📌 6i mean it's one five-minute task, michael. how long could it take to get started on it, ten days?
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That’s Naked Gun - different movie :p
06.04.2025 08:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Loaded Weapon is the much superior movie
05.04.2025 09:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0tanku!
03.04.2025 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Link link!
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