@valuck.bsky.social
She/they Arts, crafts, & nonsense 🎨
Photo of Past Corey in my most favorite “I teach art at the gnome school” Mary Jane heels and teal tights. Also - excellent black pea coat, okay grey skirt, sock bun, pink headband, statement necklace, big ol glasses which is still a part of my aesthetic. Looking down, one hand in a pocket
The fb time machine strikes again. Sock bun, headband, teal tights, statement necklace OOTD
19.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A brown river otter mascot with a blue girdle around his waist stands on a stage, playing the saxophone.
Gen-chan the Japanese river otter is a mascot from Ehime Prefecture who plays the saxophone.
18.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 770 🔁 225 💬 11 📌 23Absolute stunner!!
18.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re a great mom!! That shit is hard!!! 💖💖💖
18.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
joan from MAD MEN
she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
17.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 2745 🔁 348 💬 44 📌 38E: Dad, do you know I’m a real hooman? I drive go karts
17.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Birthday!!! 💖💖💖 Enjoy party jail!!!
16.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you need an indoor activity for a child, I would like to suggest - moving box. Just give them a big box. They can color on it, go inside it, read, play, put down blankets and sleep in there - whatever. It worked for the preschooler - the 5th grader
16.02.2026 16:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a migraine morning and Ken is on a 12 hr shift at the hospital so the kids are enjoying Screentime Funtime and coloring while I try to return to humanity
14.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg noooo. Why???? I’m sorry. That’s so frustrating. Dealing with the other parents is absolutely wild.
14.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Extremely same
14.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The other parents, Weaz. I can’t.
14.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Seriously. It’s so disgusting.
13.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of A’s classmates gave out slime for Valentine‘s Day, b/c I guess their parents hate us all? Idk
13.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
13.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 17354 🔁 5420 💬 164 📌 357Lolll I should!
13.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Muscle tee from cherry kitten that says These Titties Nonbinary Too.
I‘m trying not to buy more clothes but this shirt is haunting me
13.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh right, Survivor guy
12.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A guy named Gary who has an IMDb page and exists. Good for him
Gary: movie guy
Also: some guy named Gary who wrote the new It, but hasn’t yet made it to the notable alumni page on Wikipedia
12.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The only one anyone cares about is Ayanna Mackins
Sisterbecky came in with the assist
Bud Cort as John Doe Jersey in Dogma
God damn, Bud Cort too??
12.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My sister‘s bff got colorectal cancer at 39 and one of my mom friends got it in her early 40s. Please please take care of yourselves 💕
11.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no 😢
11.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remembered the teacher valentines before the last minute. So proud of myself rn
11.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Truly cannot comprehend it
11.02.2026 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes!! I think it was 6/19 for Philly
11.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Text messages of me yelling at my sister about the upcoming Jimmy eat world tour
Jimmy Eat World is doing a 25th!!! Anniversary!!! bleed American tour and I’m being very calm and normal about it
11.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I was laying down in my room bc I have a migraine, and Mocha came in. I thought she was here for cuddles, but she stole a hair tie from my bedside table and ran away
10.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jfc I’m sorry
10.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines
25.01.2026 19:41 — 👍 417 🔁 105 💬 10 📌 4
