nate

everything is crab demo just dropped, life is good

im actually sad about this?

if you were a statistician...

i used to regularly play mafia on the interwebs, and i can confidently say once meta strategy is involved it's one of the worst games in the history of games

the greatest reality competition show of all time

so it has been solved. tea is soup, coffee is juice

a stock is just bone soup if you think about it

begs a further question, is tea a soup or a juice?

bean soup=soup with beans
bean juice=juiced beans

bean juice*

postseason vorgan cult:

it makes so much sense that you're an adam stan

Is [pop star] a feminist? Is Mastercard a queer ally? Is this tv show my friend?

this is what all Traitors discourse sounds like to me at this point

😭😭😭 who the hell wrote this commercial

Those apples are not real.

cosmic crisps are not real apples and can't hurt me

reddit conversation: villainitytv: They have been negative for two months...... not just to me but others jeebuscrust__: stop being weird challenge level: impossible *comment deleted* jeebuscrust__: im talking about you dawg

outing my reddit username to provide my ban reason as a badge of honor

picture of someone breaking free of their shackles in front of a beautiful sunset, captioned "Your mother when she hears a gunshot in the basement"

anyone done kneaded rivalry for all the bakers out there

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

proudly! i love my queen my idol the love of my life

❤️😇❤️

ain't u the same person that thinks ur genuinely friends with keanu because u pay him to play games with him

2 months later and buddy still hasn't stopped being weird. an impressive level of commitment

dril tweet: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

make me 🥰

✨ no ✨

new music this month from bruno mars, thundercat/yachty, harry styles and jon bellion. is this 2026 cause 2016 me would be losing my shit just the same

i watched judas and the black messiah last night and all i can hear while reading this is jesse plemons' character saying the black panther party=klan because they both hate