@dandandouble.bsky.social
Wander like a cloud
But you've had birthdays
05.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Notice how I got you the birthday cake flavour.
05.08.2025 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Arcade games are good, computer games are good
05.08.2025 06:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Video games are crap
05.08.2025 06:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If the Monkey was smart enough to talk, why does he announce every attack by beating his chest?
05.08.2025 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh right. I thought it was cause I left the chip pan on.
05.08.2025 05:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why does every 2D game need to have the same exact fucking spiked wall jump air dash sequence?
05.08.2025 05:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why must everyone 2D game have a Metroid map?
05.08.2025 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New Shinobi demo. Feels quite nice. Every enemy is shouting at you in an American Power Rangers voice. Can't simply just fight the early Samurai boss, has to explain himself first. Such a fundamental lack of nerve in a series where the hero whipped Spiderman and Batman's asses one after the other.
05.08.2025 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Artifact Food
03.08.2025 13:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jimmy Pursey rubbing off.
03.08.2025 12:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tofu
30.07.2025 12:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gonna jump in
26.07.2025 09:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Women only want one thing and it's disgusting.
21.07.2025 12:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The professionalism of Trent Reznor is even present in the face he pulls at movie premieres. Reminds me of a NIN track - 'Somewhat Bemused (But Ripe With Dismay). #NIN #nineinchnails #TrentReznor
21.07.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Skateboarding fame awaits.
20.07.2025 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The modern haircut.
"just a bit of slapdash around the sides just a bit of balderdash around the base"
Hairdresser's gift.
"I've brought some different shapes of pasta, nothing special, just summat to chew on".
People who mention timelines in response to bad news, "worst timeline" etc, like it's a Marvel film. Mercifully I just assume they are bots at this point.
15.07.2025 08:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@twanlv.bsky.social
12.07.2025 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@evilninjaphil.bsky.social
12.07.2025 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Got a heat on at heaton feeling like a wang tang chi man after winner winner chicken dinner local caff bit of spice bit of nice she asked if I was here for wings or Oasis and said only one chicken is flying tonight love on a supernova sound lass I got a bit of gasssss from the wings n tings 😂 #oasis
12.07.2025 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Back from Cardiff msssivvvv otherside, feeling supernova with no more sharapova! Fair play radcanu but I radebe myselffff big up to bonehead & the bros grimmo
05.07.2025 11:44 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"I can show you fear in a handful of dust" - Vincent "Vinnie" Barbarino/Welcome Back, Kotter/1976
24.06.2025 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Spike island only time the world has been fuckin top put it on a top rastaaaaa man
24.06.2025 07:59 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The sun and the damage done
24.06.2025 07:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Beet Barbarino Travolta
21.06.2025 11:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I grow up I want to be a Siberian Khatru.
19.06.2025 10:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"...ended with Iraq's surrender. Now a very special thanks to our sponsors - Freedom Fascinators."
16.06.2025 08:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Akuma releasing a years worth of satsui-no-hardpoo
12.06.2025 06:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mr. Wilson
12.06.2025 05:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
