Yaz☀︎

I saw an OFMD edit authentically on my fyp and literally flinched like a battered housewife lmfao

Is that good will dunkin ad AI??

“New England’s defense is playing quite well” they’re literally down by 6 rn so what fuckin game are YOU watching

no way the Seahawks win this 6-naught bro

Genuinely American football seems to be 78% talking and 22% having the ball time

Too Good to Waste Lydia Eve Summary: Hunter laughs and moves it out of Ilya’s reach, knocking it back in a single go. Ilya stares at that perfect jawline as Hunter’s throat bobs in a swallow. Not to be outdone, Ilya takes Hunter’s still-glistening fingertips and brings them up to his mouth. Ilya’s tongue has just touched Hunter’s middle finger when Hunter rips his hand away. “Jesus Christ, Rozanov,” he snaps, looking around the bar like a ref is going to pop up with a whistle. But that was straight guys for you. Ilya just laughs. Ilya and Scott both learn a few things about the other.

Ilya/Scott (because I'm too much of a coward to write RPF)

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absolutely no one cares but 4 months later and I’ve found the closest approximation to it… I fear that one I liked will forever be the loss of my life😭I feel like I’ve listened to every single one on Spotify😭

Lmaooo

I DO have a couple that I think ! but it’s never been… like the A plot lmaoooo😭

idk why it never occurred to me that there would be erotic transformers fan art but consider my third eye opened

I hate that my first thought was “because Russia! I could not go back to Russia!!”😭😭

2 I fear😭you’re just too lovely

that’s what I’m saying like??? (I do think pennyslyvania might be a state tho…..

who up thinking about how the suit changes nothing, and again I am kissing Lestat on the altar

me, who's never looked at a map ever: is boston not in pittsburgh?

writing fiction brings you joy and joy is a form of resistance ♥️

John Revere’s The Midnight Ride

domesticating your first mate just got updated

alas

haha nooo don’t exhibit your stupidity in the middle of the city and cause a traffic jam that will make me late for work haha you’re so sexyyyy

LOLLL whoops

THIS IS NOT ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI I LOVE HIS WIFE

NEW YORKERS YOU ARE UNDER SPELLSSSSSS GET OUTTTTTT

wdym OFMD author of all time drew my name for the Pitt winter exchange and I’ve been so busy with moving that I didn’t even see the email??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???????

Thank youuuu

If a prerequisite for a character haunting the narrative is that they have to be defined by their absence, does that mean Lucy Gray Baird stopped haunting the narrative when the ballad of songbirds and snakes came out?

you ever re-read your own fic and be like damn I was COOKING

how many times can I Google ‘skin hex codes’ before Google itself decides to gain sentience and uninstall Sketchbook from my ipad?

help I’m still at the restaurant (pirate show) or whatever

and if I tell THAT MAN that heated rivalry was a masterclass in ending your show in a good way that fulfills all of your character arcs WITHOUT killing them, and that he can AND SHOULD take a page out of Jacob Tierney’s book so as to NEVER make a mistake like that again.. would that be so wrong?