Andrew Langstaff

I heard there was a secret 'b'
Hidden inside a 'blueberry'
But you don't really care for GPT do ya
It goes like this: a 'b' at first, and fourth and sixth,
Whoops, minor error; purported fix,
My AI reinventing "blubeberry"
Blubeberry 🎶
blubellberry
Blurblery

"it does cause a desensitised bell end." 👀

Plenty of those about these days.

@newsthump.com Nailed it - newsthump.com/2025/08/08/i...

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A depressed AI chatbot goes to a doctor, says life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel.
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."

🤣 Read to the end, the payoff is 👌

If you see this, post a TV ident.

Controversial opinion: Indira was a better Nina than Nina.

Dispelling harmful misinformation about M&S 'trans' bra fitting row Dangerous misinformation over an M&S 'trans' bra fitting story is spreading online; here's what we actually know.

The moment I saw that "trans bra" M & S story I sensed it was nonsense.

Seconds later, having read the Telegraph piece I knew it was worse than that. It was deliberate hate mongering completely devoid of evidence, names and facts.

Superb job of debunking it here
www.thepinknews.com/2025/08/06/m...

AI Overview The tattoo "dcxxxvii" represents the number 737 in Roman numerals. "D" is 500, "C" is 100, "X" is 10, and "VII" is 7. Therefore, dcxxxvii is 500 + 100 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 7 = 737.

*deep, heavy sigh*

Frosties, but it's espresso syrup they're coated with.

If anyone looks at you quizzically, which they won't, just stare right at them and confidently say "Quality control", then pay them no further heed.

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My wife asked what I really wanted and I told her it was a 52 part podcast examining every episode of Blake's 7. Turns out, she meant korma or jalfrezi.

"15yo saw most of police squad! a while ago"
That's good parenting right there!

Biggest issue, age-wise, in the film would be having to explain half a dozen references, unless they happen to have seen Police Squad! or The Naked Gun trilogy.

Well, they banned Zombie Knives already.

Be Vampire Daggers next.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social There's that clip of a young Rees-Mogg being chauffeured, talking about stock investments. Like *all* working class lads that age do.

Cybercrooks attached Raspberry Pi to bank network and drained ATM cash Criminals used undocumented techniques and well-placed insiders to remotely withdraw money A ring of cybercriminals managed to physically implant a Raspberry Pi on a bank's network to steal cash from an Indonesian ATM.…

Cybercrooks attached Raspberry Pi to bank network and drained ATM cash

Technical drawing. At the top are two banana-shaped items, upright, with hooks at the top and bottom. Beneath this are two long ovals, approximately the same length as the bananas, with many folds inside.

We haven't shown you a weird old-timey patent for a while. So here's something patented by Charles E. Clark in 1859. Can you guess what it's supposed to do?

Is it something Charles E. Clark would never have the discomfort of using, but he was 100% certain it was A Good Thing?

This.
The notion that the entire internet should be required to self-police just in case an under-18 in the UK might stumble upon adult* material, rather than requiring that someone providing internet access to under-18s should ensure they do/can not, is frankly delusional.

*definition will change.

a close up of a man 's face with a ponytail ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a ponytail

Nope

A question people should ask themselves, but rarely do: What would you do if, tomorrow, Google, Apple, Microsoft, Dropbox, and every other cloud provider you use closed your account without warning? Then maybe spend some of today safeguarding against that eventuality.

That'd be *some* Toxic Avenger reboot! 🤣

Fair play to Peter Kyle there. It takes an incredible level of being a tool to make Farage look like the good guy in any situation and he just S ranked the entire thing, fucked off with the rare Xbox achievement for it, platinum trophied the entire shebang and then went in for round two and three.

Difference between browser/app?

a black and white photo of a building with the words marry and reproduce on it Alt: A clip from the film 'They Live' showing the subliminal messages 'Marry and Reproduce', 'No independent Thought', 'Obey', 'Consume', etc. They are written in a very simple conformist font style.

Sounds like fun.

I'm not saying they're stupid, but they've gone to Scotland wearing hats that say 'Make England Great Again' 🙄