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18.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
18.10.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
โ€œHenry! Our partyโ€™s total chaos! No one knows when to eat, where to stand, what to ... Oh, thank God! Here comes a Border collie!โ€

โ€œHenry! Our partyโ€™s total chaos! No one knows when to eat, where to stand, what to ... Oh, thank God! Here comes a Border collie!โ€

โ€œHenry! Our partyโ€™s total chaos! No one knows when to eat, where to stand, what to ... Oh, thank God! Here comes a Border collie!โ€

17.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A boat in a jetty named BROWN SAUCE

A boat in a jetty named BROWN SAUCE

On a trip to Fermanagh with my dad and sibs. Staying in a lovely little spot on Lough Erne that comes with the single best named boat I've ever encountered in my life.

18.10.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Aye, please

18.10.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œFull fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
And round the corner, chocolateโ€™s made.โ€

18.10.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This amazing fact (that Joni Mitchellโ€™s guitarist did the Terminator VFX) turned up in my research for this: a Comfort Blanket with author @jennycolgan.bsky.social in which the Terminator burns off its fleshy action-movie coating to reveal a tough, romantic endoskeleton.

pod.link/1614879928/e...

18.10.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Andy Serkis has titled his forthcoming memoir "My Pressures" which puts him streets ahead of the competition for "dad joke of the year" if nothing else. Wonderful.

16.10.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 483    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Apparently he told James Cameron that he couldnโ€™t confidently match Arnieโ€™s walk exactly with the stop motion metal skeleton, so Cameron had the Terminator hurt its leg. Arnie added a limp that the animator could copy (and thus connect the two versions of the Termjnator.) Brilliant.

17.10.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
The snail farmer of London, his mafia friends, and a ยฃ20m vendetta against the taxman Terry Ball runs elaborate mollusc-based tax avoidance schemes that are costing London councils millions of pounds. Yet when London Centric tracks him down, an even stranger story emerges.

I think this is the weirdest story I've ever reported. www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...

18.10.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 424    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.

But you can parse a duchy and heโ€™s left outside.

Good night.

17.10.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1780    ๐Ÿ” 263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™d be tragic if all Sean Connery ever wanted was for someone to sit on his face, but he was too scared to ask.

13.09.2023 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Huey sold his house in Frome a few years ago and it was very nice #totp

17.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plus a desperate Robert Robertson combover

17.10.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will Smith can fuck off really #TOTP

17.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pure Moaning #totp

17.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Napoleon complex, massive ego and "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME"

17.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love their music. Sadly Brian Molko is a horrible little cunt

17.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

REM's first draft was called "Everybody Shits" but they decided it needed work

17.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing by Dรผrer (of himself) included in a letter to Pirckheimer. Source: https://www.merkur.de/bayern/albrecht-duerer-kritzelei-brief-erstes-emoji-zr-5849745.html#google_vignette

A drawing by Dรผrer (of himself) included in a letter to Pirckheimer. Source: https://www.merkur.de/bayern/albrecht-duerer-kritzelei-brief-erstes-emoji-zr-5849745.html#google_vignette

I will use any excuse to bring up Dรผrer's self-portrait again when talking about his drawings.

17.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Tweet by Chairman Birb Bernanke (@Bonecondor)

โ€œI bet thereโ€™s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredibleโ€

12.54am Nov 8 2022

Tweet by Chairman Birb Bernanke (@Bonecondor) โ€œI bet thereโ€™s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredibleโ€ 12.54am Nov 8 2022

I think about this tweet a lot

17.10.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
b3ta loves the way you move

b3ta loves the way you move



Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11422013
From the 'Ruin A Bond Poster' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/ruinabondposter/popular/ #RuinABondPoster

17.10.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Betty Acquah, Ghanaian painter,
Heart of innocence, 2021 #WomensArt

17.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 752    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

But my fav joke I wrote is this:

What's white and goes ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ?

A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND

17.10.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Dutch fudge roll"

17.10.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hugh Laurie Interviews Michael Jackson | A Bit of Fry and Laurie | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios Hugh Laurie Interviews Michael Jackson | A Bit of Fry and Laurie | BBC Studios

Sod Tom Holland's "Umbrella".

I want Stephen Fry to do his "Move it on out Girl" again www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJW_...

17.10.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A tragic tale but the headline makes it sound like she killed him for his lip

17.10.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sandra @SandraH3llo on x posts image of Kombucha girl meme: bad faceโ€”weird AI music. Maybe face (with curly wig and accordion)โ€”Weird Al music

Sandra @SandraH3llo on x posts image of Kombucha girl meme: bad faceโ€”weird AI music. Maybe face (with curly wig and accordion)โ€”Weird Al music

This is very good

17.10.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 482    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Can I just say that Lidl had some currywurst flavour crisps in their recent German week that were the thinnest and crispiest ones I'd tried for ages. And not ยฃ4 a pack.

17.10.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's occasionally useful for stuff like producing a document outline but anyone who uses it to generate content is suspect

17.10.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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