@mysteriosox.bsky.social
Totali mysterioso. Total count
โHenry! Our partyโs total chaos! No one knows when to eat, where to stand, what to ... Oh, thank God! Here comes a Border collie!โ
โHenry! Our partyโs total chaos! No one knows when to eat, where to stand, what to ... Oh, thank God! Here comes a Border collie!โ
17.10.2025 23:05 โ ๐ 207 ๐ 37 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1A boat in a jetty named BROWN SAUCE
On a trip to Fermanagh with my dad and sibs. Staying in a lovely little spot on Lough Erne that comes with the single best named boat I've ever encountered in my life.
18.10.2025 08:48 โ ๐ 270 ๐ 25 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 5Aye, please
18.10.2025 11:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โFull fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
And round the corner, chocolateโs made.โ
This amazing fact (that Joni Mitchellโs guitarist did the Terminator VFX) turned up in my research for this: a Comfort Blanket with author @jennycolgan.bsky.social in which the Terminator burns off its fleshy action-movie coating to reveal a tough, romantic endoskeleton.
pod.link/1614879928/e...
Andy Serkis has titled his forthcoming memoir "My Pressures" which puts him streets ahead of the competition for "dad joke of the year" if nothing else. Wonderful.
16.10.2025 12:31 โ ๐ 483 ๐ 116 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 6Apparently he told James Cameron that he couldnโt confidently match Arnieโs walk exactly with the stop motion metal skeleton, so Cameron had the Terminator hurt its leg. Arnie added a limp that the animator could copy (and thus connect the two versions of the Termjnator.) Brilliant.
17.10.2025 20:50 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0I think this is the weirdest story I've ever reported. www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
18.10.2025 06:00 โ ๐ 424 ๐ 172 ๐ฌ 34 ๐ 62Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.
But you can parse a duchy and heโs left outside.
Good night.
Itโd be tragic if all Sean Connery ever wanted was for someone to sit on his face, but he was too scared to ask.
13.09.2023 19:54 โ ๐ 149 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Huey sold his house in Frome a few years ago and it was very nice #totp
17.10.2025 18:44 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Plus a desperate Robert Robertson combover
17.10.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Will Smith can fuck off really #TOTP
17.10.2025 18:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pure Moaning #totp
17.10.2025 18:40 โ ๐ 157 ๐ 21 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1Napoleon complex, massive ego and "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME"
17.10.2025 18:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Love their music. Sadly Brian Molko is a horrible little cunt
17.10.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0REM's first draft was called "Everybody Shits" but they decided it needed work
17.10.2025 17:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A drawing by Dรผrer (of himself) included in a letter to Pirckheimer. Source: https://www.merkur.de/bayern/albrecht-duerer-kritzelei-brief-erstes-emoji-zr-5849745.html#google_vignette
I will use any excuse to bring up Dรผrer's self-portrait again when talking about his drawings.
17.10.2025 17:09 โ ๐ 184 ๐ 48 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 6Tweet by Chairman Birb Bernanke (@Bonecondor) โI bet thereโs a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredibleโ 12.54am Nov 8 2022
I think about this tweet a lot
17.10.2025 14:46 โ ๐ 49 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0b3ta loves the way you move
Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11422013
From the 'Ruin A Bond Poster' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/ruinabondposter/popular/ #RuinABondPoster
Betty Acquah, Ghanaian painter,
Heart of innocence, 2021 #WomensArt
But my fav joke I wrote is this:
What's white and goes ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ?
A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND
"Dutch fudge roll"
17.10.2025 13:54 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sod Tom Holland's "Umbrella".
I want Stephen Fry to do his "Move it on out Girl" again www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJW_...
A tragic tale but the headline makes it sound like she killed him for his lip
17.10.2025 11:23 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sandra @SandraH3llo on x posts image of Kombucha girl meme: bad faceโweird AI music. Maybe face (with curly wig and accordion)โWeird Al music
This is very good
17.10.2025 10:24 โ ๐ 482 ๐ 120 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Can I just say that Lidl had some currywurst flavour crisps in their recent German week that were the thinnest and crispiest ones I'd tried for ages. And not ยฃ4 a pack.
17.10.2025 11:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's occasionally useful for stuff like producing a document outline but anyone who uses it to generate content is suspect
17.10.2025 10:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0