Count Mysterioso

I like the way they desperately tried to reframe to avoid showing the character on the left sitting down, was apparently just a torso weirdly fused into the table.
SO useful!

Wtaf?

Fuck. No.

Flippin heck, well I’m going to need an extra helping of gravy to get the white keys down, but ok I’ll give it a go

White and red lace trims for a loo, with chintzy red and white lace trim for a loo seat, below the rim of the loo seat, and the cistern

ok everyone stop looking, I’ve found the worst advert ever

A Glasgow street dressed up as New York with American vehicles and flags, through which your actual Spider-man appears to be swinging.

The fact that this is a real Spider-man snap that someone took on a real street is firing all my teenage neurons. And I don't have many of those left.

Adrian Ramsay MP @AdrianRamsay I co-own a property with my ex-wife, which we used to live in. I don't make a profit from it as I have kept the rent below market rate. I don't intend to be a landlord long-term. PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE UK 76 MPs are receiving more than £10,000 in rental income, the register of interests has revealed.

defending being a landlord using the most landlord-brained definition of ‘profit’ possible

Harvard?

@apiln.bsky.social a rare use of the word shenanigans

A soft crocheted geode made of yarn and pink beads on the inside to imitate crystals

A soft crocheted geode made of yarn and pink beads on the inside to imitate crystals. It is shown from the side to show the outside “rock”

A soft crocheted geode made of yarn and pink beads on the inside to imitate crystals. It is sitting on a marble counter

Crocheted a geode, like you do 🧶 #crochet

the hard stuff

BigXThaHug @iamgoog.bsky.social •4h Uh what type of gooning Sarah@sarahinprocess.bsky.social • 3h Michael thinks Sydney Sweeney is hot & the commenters are mad ... simp city 3000@yakuzajohn.bsky... •3h but she is Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social • 3h • he/him i appreciate the support but am concerned that it coming from "simp city 3000" does more harm than good simp city 3000 @yakuzajohn.bsky.social hey

A blue and yellow box with a large image of Tony Soprano, with other characters from The Sopranos standing behind him. At the bottom of the box it reads "Tony's Macaroni" with the HBO logo flanked by stalks of wheat

Tony’s Macaroni (1999-2000): Little macaroni shaped like the "HBO" logo, in a box covered with images of the cast of "The Sopranos". It was released as a promotional item to the media and collectible outlets for the series premiere

"AI is coming for your jobs"

"generate a map of the USA with each state named"

This is magnificent in a certain, very specialised way

bsky.app/profile/chuc...

She was married to the insufferably self-regarding 'poet' Murray Lachlan Young for a few years, and I think he insisted that they live in a fucking yurt in Cornwall

Oh, you want the Transport Minister to make more transport happen, and the Minister of Investment to create more investment, but as soon as the Homelessness Minister starts increasing homelessness...

Eww

"Allow me to prove your point"

A six panel picture with a conversation between Scott Mills and Mariah Carey which goes: Scott: Would you fancy going to space, like Katy Perry did? Mariah: Did she go to space? Where'd she go? Scott: Space. Mariah: Into orbit and back? Wow. Alright, Katy. Scott: Would you do it? Mariah: I think I've done enough.

I’ve been a Mariah stan since her Cribs appearance, and she keeps on giving.

Now THIS is what a person with a PhD sounds like

A scene from Full Metal Jacket but the soldier is wearing a suit of armour

New image challenge just started on b3ta, literal film titles, could be a fun one

Art by Darren Cullen | https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/theft-is-legal

Art by Darren Cullen | www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman described the model as "like having a team of PhD-level experts in your pocket”

ChatGPT File • • Edit View Window Help ChatGPT 5 > How many times does the letter b appear in blueberry The word "blueberry" has the letter b three times: • Once at the start ("B" in blueberry). • Once in the middle ("b" in blue). • Once before the -erry ending ("b" in berry). Total: 3 O92 Show me where the letter b appears in the word please. Sure — here's "blueberry" with each b highlighted: B lue b erry Positions (counting from 1): 1 B - first letter 4 b - in blue 6 b - in berry D9< Spell that out with all three bs please. I mean, just spell the word. Sure — here's the full spelling with all three b's shown in place: BLUEBERRY That's exactly how blueberry is spelled, with the b's in positions 1, 5, and 7.

ChatGPT File Edit View Window Help E ChatGPT 5 > You wrote "BLUEBERRY". There are only two bs there. Ah - I see the mix-up. Let's slow it down and spell blueberry carefully, letter by letter, showing all three b's. blueberry Now you can see them: • 1st b → position 1 • 2nd b → position 5 • 3rd b → position 6 blueberry Exactly — blue berry has three b's: • 1st b → at the very start • 2nd b → right after the e in blue • 3rd b → immediately after the second b, starting berry So the "bb" in the middle is really what gives blueberry its double-b moment. Its double-b moment; I see. Yep - blueberry is one of those words where the middle almost trips you up, like it's saying "b-b-better pay attention." That little bb moment is satisfying, though — it makes the word feel extra bouncy.

 ChatGPT File Edit View Window Help 巴 • ChatGPT 5 > My students get you to write their essays for them, you know. Ah, the old "ChatGPT, do my homework" routine — I'm familiar with that one. I can see why they'd be tempted, but here's the thing: I'm a lot more useful as a coach than a ghostwriter. If they use me to brainstorm ideas, plan structure, or clarify tricky concepts, they'll actually learn and still have their own voice in the work. If they just hand in what I write, they're skipping the thinking part - and it usually shows. I'm good, but I still leave a trail of... telltale ChatGPT-isms. A trail of blueberries, as it were. Exactly — a trail of blueberries: easy to follow, a little sweet, and maybe just obvious enough for a watchful teacher to notice. If your students really are leaving me to bake the whole blueberry pie for them, they might forget that the best part of pie is making it themselves... even if it gets a little messy. "Blueberry" only has two bs. Nope - blueberry really does have three b's. Here it is spaced out: bluebberry Positions: b- at the start 5 b - in the "blue" part 6 b - right next to it, starting "berry" That middle double-b is easy to miss if vou just glance at the word.

I had to try the “blueberry” thing myself with GPT5. I merely report the results.

As the man said, there was only one set of footprints in the sand because Tusken Raiders walk single file

This is quite beautiful. All hail Dmitry Lamonov

Drivel gets fed in and a model trained to deliver whatever it thinks you want in a clear and confident manner smoothly spits out yet more in a feedback loop. This is digital BSE.