davebryer.bsky.social

As a first time Make it Better employee I can say this job is harder than it looks.

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That is now the limit of my Stargate knowledge

We just gave our intern a bucket of Lego and he evolved into something quite useful.

I think about this clip of Sister Wendy talking about Lascaux a lot. youtu.be/M9-TSeybLfI?...

Which episode of stargate is this?

In the voice of Gregory Peck.

He no longer has the cognition to manage his condition.

This whole Trump thing is like being in a holodeck episode.

I want my band to be called Witchcraft Rebuttal.

If these actors were less obscure I’d have enough material to write a joke about them.

the light sensor is on the outside of the cubicle. So my flailing in the dark whilst pooing was literally futile.

I know these automatic light settings are meant to discourage people from spending too long in the loos, but fyi 3 minutes is not long enough for me to both poop and wipe these days.

I have the wildest dreams after I’ve eaten sauerkraut.

A classic bank holiday afternoon murder.

Is it weird that I think ‘dirt nap’ sounds quite nice.

I think someone should tell them the first thing the Nazis did when they solidified their power was to eliminate the people who got them there, including a lot of the thugs.

Aberystwyth is a very Cthulhu town.

But would you like any toast?

My old neighbourhood

It’s important that you know this photo happened in the middle of a ‘why don’t I have many pictures of my family, probably because I’m too busy looking for pretty colours to picture’ conversation over Xmas dinner.

I wasn’t even in the mood to watch a movie and Wale Up Dead Man blew me away. It even stands up great on tele.

“We saw you from across the gallery.”

He even swooped off into the foggy Soho night afterwards in his long coat. It was majestic.

Not hear, feeeel the squeak.