John dimatos

When toe-to-toe means toe sucking

Billionaire and millionaires, famously willing to change their comfortable lifestyles because they have to spend incrementally more for it.

No no he’s just buying them, he’d rather burn them than let anyone eat them

What he’s not saying is that he will corner the market on hamburgers and you won’t be allowed to eat any without wearing his fauxkleys

Yeah, like Anil said, any forum with those acronyms are MAHA coded and affiliate link hornet nests.

Until the Bristol scale is used to measure hot wasps we’re safe

People are always like "how are you doing, Sarah?" When they should be asking "WHAT are you doing, Sarah!?" and with some urgency

What am I supposed to do with this monologue for eligible badgers now

Yeah they weren’t sex puritans they were tolerance puritans

WASP MAN LIVES

Also! we lost tons of experienced trades people after the financial crash who left their fields. The trades are very much still understaffed.

the next democratic nominee should run on chaotic left wing pastiche platform of blowing up mount rushmore, deporting everybody who has ever worked for ICE, free college for trans kids only, reparations for divorced housewives, free health care but not for white men, christians pay higher taxes etc

We are the only United Nations member that hasn’t ratified the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child.

The main opposition comes from (surprise!) conservative Christians who oppose the CRC’s emphasis on a child’s right to freedom of thought, conscience, and religion.

They stop drinking fluoridated water, that’s gotta be it

Good work

It’s that thing when a plane takes too long to take off and everyone gets a burrito

And yet the same people who are mystified have no problem understanding why people volunteer untold amounts of time at their churches.

Considering the increasingly low cost of solar + storage, why?

I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

But it mostly feels like a juggalo affair in period pieces and lots of kettle corn

The media has an anti fig bias and it has to stop

Fail babies crawled so fail sons can run

Even 2x speed with captions some of this stuff is agonizing

we know about fluoridated water because it’s found in natural springs and sometimes people living near specific springs had nicer teeth and we used science to make everyone’s water as good as the special spring water by putting exactly the right amount of natural magic rocks in it

Logo for globochem, fictional mega conglomerate from the HBO show Mr. Show

My guess is enough people have seen the files that it wouldn’t work at this point

Even if it’s a British chef ?

… snakes?