baseballfan

i like Jeff Kent but like only him is so so so so stupid.

unable to enjoy the totality of my break as i fight with the silent, uncaring god of bluetooth headphones

selling on phlegm water but buying huge on black bile right now.

they know dems won’t do anything cause they are on the same team

Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

*putting on a lil sexy voice* “there ain’t a day that goes by that i don’t think about sucking on your hangers”

drinking enough coffee to kill an old woman to get through work, then smoking enough weed to kill an older weaker woman to go to sleep. we call this “the very healthy cycle.”

we got a damn make-a-wish president

loser

would probably get banned from this site if i said what i think of this dude

okay this guy should be put down tbh

the machine does not know what it is doing to you the machine does not know what you are using it for the machine does not know who you are the machine does not understand you the machine can only say what you want to hear the machine is controlled by men willing to risk your children's lives this is how we destroy ourselves narcissus and icarus in one, agreeing ourselves to death

6-fold ward against AI-induced psychosis

i will smoke the weed that makes me vomit thank you

something I've been grappling with over the past year or two is the undeniable reality that gaming is a fascist hobby that the worst people in the world (the Saudis, whiny middle aged moralist karens, nu-Pinkerton culture wars white boys) are using to do entryism for false nostalgia traditionalism

IKEA catalogue with items and prices, only it’s the Palmer living room and Bob is menacingly climbing over the couch

any chance i have to post this

pussy so good it got me talking in spoon lyrics

on the verge of tears listening to this unfinished demo lol

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if you do this call the number

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

baby in a subpop shirt, baby with serious opinions on mudhoney

another “political scientist” with a brain full of fucking rocks

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

that would make me consider downloading fortnite

so the bills are just never going to win a super bowl okay got it

he really is a never run from the grind kind of guy even when he sets up the grind himself

white man with allen iverson cornrows in the big 25

recreating the master interrogation scene here

we’re going to see an uptick in guys sliding into first base cause of this shit