Daniel MacEachern

She was correct!

Told someone today in Hartford that I’m from Canada and her response was, “That’s where Drake is from”

Danny embraces his Italian heritage

Molto bene

Why did the duty-free shop put the exchange rate on the bathroom door. What do they expect me to do in there

Was about to go to bed when the Tigers called, now I’m warming up

Where am I supposed to put all this free baseball

AJ: What a real B U Next Tuesday
SARAH: COME ON

“Eventually, Vladimir and Estragon decide to go and you’re thinking, ‘Finally, maybe we’ll get some action,’ but they do not move! And the play just ends!”

Described in skeet

Described in skeet

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

In the Far North, Canada Post Is Not Just the Mail. It’s a Lifeline.

In the Far North, Canada Post Is Not Just the Mail. It’s a Lifeline. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/04/w...

Searching “leprechaun” in IMDb returns short redhead Scott Grimes in the No. 2 spot

IMDb search results absolutely roasting Grimey here

My favourite episode is the one where a Mountie rides up to the crime scene on a horse and gets into an argument with the city cops over jurisdiction

A lot of journalists are notoriously math-averse but you’d hope for at least a higher degree of skepticism toward press releases touting survey results that are financially fortuitous for the organizations conducting the surveys and issuing the press releases

When I visit my daughter in Canada and I ask if I can bring her anything from Trader Joe’s

Mr. Pope

Oh my god

At least we have that in common

And yet I’ll always be younger than you

Just realized that Neil Young was 50 years old — the same age I am now — when I saw him play Halifax in 1996 while I was at university. If anyone needs me, I’ll be on an ice floe drifting out to sea

It’s more than two and a half hours and still somehow flies by

Terrible pedantry here — complains about people shortening “macaroni” to “mac,” fails to point out it isn’t even actually macaroni

I love just saying “Topo Chico”

Folks, I’m doing that most Canadian of all events, the Terry Fox Run, in Central Park on Oct. 4. If anyone wishes to donate, 100% of proceeds go to new cancer research. Thank you! Details here:

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I say Kona, hello

Between innings some teenage kid did trivia and they showed him a Montreal Expos logo and he didn’t know what it was. I booed so loud

Kevin James gets hype on the Citi Field jumbotron

He truly is the king of Queens #lgm

Feels like this comes earlier every year. Have not finished my shopping