@danielmaceachern.bsky.social
Three-time Norris Trophy winner
I gotta watch this movie so bad
10.08.2025 02:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“They couldn’t make this show today, everything’s gotten too woke!”
— Guy watching a 10-year-old episode of a sitcom that’s in constant reruns on major networks and easily found on streaming services
I’ve never seen this but I think I need to!
09.08.2025 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trying to think of something more embarrassing than asking for a gambling refund because you didn’t win
09.08.2025 16:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0OK, I admit it, I did forget he’s grandson of Andrea
09.08.2025 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobody beats him
07.08.2025 01:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What if Bon Jovi but a horse
07.08.2025 01:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trader Josef’s
06.08.2025 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Hey, spouse, I’m running late. Let’s see, what’s in the news today… you see this? You hear about this?”
06.08.2025 17:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Looks the Academy Awards are gonna need only one Best Picture nominee this year
06.08.2025 01:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dammit, Four Seasons, obviously “Canada’s top adult resource management game” would be called Number Colour
05.08.2025 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My favourite Duncan Sheik song
02.08.2025 03:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*removes Australia from vacation bucket list*
01.08.2025 10:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I knew you’d get it!
31.07.2025 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you need fifty dollars
31.07.2025 04:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We can re-anger him. We have the technology
30.07.2025 23:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One Monica Lewinsky joke 454 times
30.07.2025 01:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Leaves you answered with a question mark
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29.07.2025 02:56 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I turned 50 a couple of weeks ago and it’s the first milestone birthday to genuinely give me pause. Future goth teens are going to smoke clove cigarettes in the cemetery where I’m buried and think, “Whoa, this guy was born in the 1900s”
28.07.2025 19:25 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
When I’m watching something new like The Pitt and I find myself thinking, “Where do I know this actor from?” the answer is usually Seinfeld
25.07.2025 02:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally watching The Pitt! Some of the patients are tough to watch, especially this guy
23.07.2025 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ME AT 20: I’m gonna be cool forever
ME AT 50: I love that this duvet cover has a zipper instead of buttons
This never fails to make me laugh out loud
19.07.2025 03:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You throw a guy out at third from right field, the ump should call the game right there and then your teammates carry you out of the stadium on their shoulders and take you out for pizza after
19.07.2025 02:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
30.10.2023 01:00 — 👍 3904 🔁 1015 💬 34 📌 32
Just an absolute oaf of a golden retriever
This bozo
17.07.2025 23:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me
17.07.2025 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pundints do this all the time
16.07.2025 01:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
