Daniel MacEachern

Retrievers gonna retrieve

Also weird for the people complaining about it not being in English to turn instead to a guy whose biggest hit goes “Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy diggy”

Oh no

Even DT couldn’t bear to watch the Kid Rock show

Bad Bunny is none of my business but this is pretty great

Betting my life’s savings on the Super Bowl-winning coach being doused in orange Gatorade. If it’s yellow my daughter will have to drop out of college but I like my chances. Also I got fired — on purpose. My ex can’t have my wages garnished if I don’t have wages. That’s just facts

Always my favourite part of the sketch (that and the audience member who sarcastically yells, “Way to go, Townsend!”)

Catherine O’Hara, John Candy and Joe Flaherty in an SCTV sketch

Just realized that with Catherine O’Hara’s death, Parkdale High has lost its entire High Q team

Having just signed up for Peacock for the Olympics, I’m browsing its library and realizing I’d pay a little bit more to learn what segments are missing from each SNL episode and why. Music licensing? Competing proprietary rights? Host-now-criminal? Blackface?

As a copy editor I can safely say this would not infuriate me. Warner Bros. can insist all they want — publications are free to ignore them

Fifth column in Connecticut: changing the TV in my apartment building’s lounge to the CBC whenever I’m there

Well, at least that was one of the *better* decisions I made. Maybe not so much for you

Wish I could take this chart back through time and show it to myself as I was preparing to go to journalism school in 1994

A real one-season wonder all-timer

😐

Hire copy editors

I keep coming back to this too, I sent this to a friend earlier today. Kills me every time. “I am twelve.”

Looks like a cartoon can that a hobo would eat soup out of

METEOROLOGISTS: We don’t hype up storms. We just forecast the weather to the best of our expertise and resources. Others may sensationalize things, but that’s not what we do

ALSO METEOROLOGISTS: We call this particular weather phenomenon a “bomb cyclone”

ME: [Superintendent Chalmers voice] Sinners!
MY WIFE: You do that one more time I’m stopping the movie

“Every day” gives some musicians trouble too

Still skeptical

Trying to convince my dog it won’t be this cold forever. He’s dubious

2 Broke Girls

Sometimes friendship means that when your friend recommends a sitcom that you haven’t watched because every clip you’ve seen is awful and you know you’ll hate it, you just say, “I’ll have to check that out” instead of, “no thanks, it’s clearly garbage and you should check your house for a gas leak”

Also: journalist Michelle Lang, a co-worker and a friend, on Dec. 30, 2009

As a Canadian who grew up in the far north I usually get to be the guy in the U.S. who says, “This storm was no big deal,” but this time, I gotta say: not bad, Connecticut

Bob Odenkirk’s greatest role: Sulu the iguana

In Inuvik, when I was in grade school , we’d ask our teacher, “Is it indoor recess today?” she’d say, “Is it forty below?” And if the answer was no, then it was not indoor recess that day