Armed Snail

spicewalla collaboration beer? Asheville is BACK BABY!

a woman singing into a microphone with the words you get candy and you get candy everyone gets candy below her ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words you get candy and you get candy everyone gets candy below her

YES

What you need to understand about me is that we've gotten 1 trick-or-treater to our apartment in our 5 years here and I bought 90 full sized candy bars just in case.

freddie freeman in an all denim outfit arriving to the game

appropriate time for the canadian tuxedo.

Reformation church on north capitol having a spooky organ recital and I am *dying* at everything being straight out of the hymnal

The spookiest day of the year: dodger elimination game (I’m the first to make this joke)

An adorable throwback to Tilli the aardvark using her incredible sniffer, putting her powerful sense of smell to the test! She inspected keeper Brynn’s 53-pound homegrown Cinderella pumpkin, filled with yogurt for a fun and enriching treat. 🎃 #HappyHalloween

📷: Keeper Alex

They have a better production quality than a lot of local papers.

Color printing

I had no idea you were from Vermont

👀

I'm so irony poisoned I have no idea what would be the funniest

🦋:is this broad church?

"Tell Ea-nasir the White House sends the following message:"

Well, an acquaintance who relies on the ACA marketplace for insurance just received a notice explaining that their fee for coverage will be rising. Right now they pay $180 a month. The new price?

$2733.15 a month.

girlie waking up in a big bed with the text "slept a full eight hours" beside her

isekai manga continues to set impossible expectations for women in 2025

It’s fricken bats! I love Halloween! 🐸🦇

once again stealing memes from the birdwatching discord 🪶

I think these Green Jays were doing their Woodpecker imitation this morning working on some peanuts. #Birds #CorpusChristiTx

Look at this magnificent goober. In praise of snow leopards they basically react this way to literally any new stimuli not just pumpkins

Good Works, which are the fruits of Faith

they noshed the squash

Idea: the Dodgers score a run

Addams Family Values is not the best movie but it is truly incredible how absolutely reliant it is on Joan Cusack putting in a performance probably nobody else on earth could have

At least in Cali we're also getting pro-Prop 50 Obama ads

OH MY GOD (pain)

"MEXICO POR LA LIBERTAD" wwii poster

Mexico Versus Nazis is a theme that’s really resonating with me of late

there are a lot of ways to start a baseball game

giving up home runs to the first two guys you face is among the least optimal

Just meant it as a joke. I don't think I trust any polls