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Nick Gibson

@ngibson5.bsky.social

Spouting Nonsense Since 1965

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12.01.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hilarious results when you let AI manage a vending machine. "Within days, [it] had given away nearly all its inventory for freeβ€”including a PlayStation 5... It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear."
#ai #stupidrobot
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20.12.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicago Mini Crossword A bite-sized, Chicago-style version of the classic puzzle.

Sure, why not - I just solved this Crossword made by @chicago.suntimes.com in 53 seconds. Can you beat my time? chicago.suntimes.com/games/chicag...

19.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We Ain’t Buying It

For the next week, buy nothing from Target, Home Depot and Amazon. Your dollars DO make a difference.
indivisible.org/campaign/we-...

26.11.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll go out on a limb and say it's never too soon to admit you're a f***ing moron.

<Hegseth Jokes With Waltz About Signalgate, "Too soon?" >
thehill.com/policy/defen...

#signalgate #hegseth #kakistocracy

09.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't Pete Hegseth realize what a security risk it is to have *all* of the United State's generals & admirals in one location just for a performative power flex by the Secretary of Defense?

(That was rhetorical. Of course, he doesn't.)

27.09.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2674    πŸ” 442    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 24

If Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air for a β€œconcerted effort to lie to the American people”, when will the FCC shut down the entire FOX network? #kimmel #fcc #fox #fascist

18.09.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two guitar picks

Two guitar picks

With the addition of #ELO, I now have a guitar pick collection. Here it is in its entirety. #CheapTrick #guitarpicks #verysmallcollections

29.08.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: I made peace in the middle East! Israel and Iran will stop fighting now.

Israel and Iran: (keep fighting)

Trump: YOU GUUUUUYS

24.06.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(2/2) One must ask why.

Because what MAGA believes is not based on reason, ethics, or personal values. It's based on cultish worship of the authoritarian. The MAGA base will cave to their Daddy's senile dementia and narcissism every time, even as he lurches over the cliff's edge.

18.06.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(1 of 2) New York Times: "Even [Steve] Bannon, the longtime isolationist who has said that Trump needs to be stopped from joining any strike on Iran, indicated that the base would acquiesce.
'We don’t like it. In fact, maybe we hate it, but, you know, we’ll get on board.'"
>>>

18.06.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The true meaning of MAGA:

14.06.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1054    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 6

Breaking news: Israel at war with Iran.
Trump: β€œThis never would have happened if I were president now.”

13.06.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"when the world is upside down, you make the best of what's still around" -- Sting, maybe
#caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #yourdailyrawr

08.06.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The proper emoji for this is something between 😣 and 😬. And then 🀐

29.05.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gray and white cat on a white background, artistic photo

Gray and white cat on a white background, artistic photo

Maxwell does artsy-fartsy
#caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #blackandwhite

24.05.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One has low expectations for attorney Dhillon, who doesn't know what "begging the question" actually means.

20.05.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maxwell needs scritches like ducks need water.
#catsofbluesky #caturday #cats

17.05.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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100% humidity = lake effect fog.
#chicago #weather
If you don't like it, just wait a minute.

13.05.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By papal decree, no ketchup on hot dogs

08.05.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not even charging for these

08.05.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Old Style + a shot =
Malort and Savior

08.05.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can use these, I don't mind

08.05.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An Old Style +shot of Malort is now a Vatican Handshake

08.05.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By papal decree, no ketchup on hot dogs

08.05.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
two streaming movie posters: "Wizards" and "Sorcerer"

two streaming movie posters: "Wizards" and "Sorcerer"

I just watched these back-to-back. I can't think of two movies with more similar titles that couldn't be more different.
CHALLENGE: prove me wrong πŸ˜…

14.04.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe’ll see” as economic policy.

What could possibly go wrong

13.04.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 501    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 5
A gray and white cat sitting in a cardboard box

A gray and white cat sitting in a cardboard box

Maxwell custom-forms his corrugated relaxation pod. As he is an architect, he calls this "dentils".

#caturday even though it's Sunday because you do not want to mix #cat and #sunday like that...
#catsofbluesky

13.04.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel a little bad that my first reaction was Why are they doing a podcast in a mattress store?

11.04.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet by Alex Cole (@acnewsitics
) reads, "My favorite sign." The accompanying photo shows a young person at a protest holding a sign that says, "BUT IT WAS THE GULF OF MEXICO AT BIRTH!" written in colorful markers. The sign also features a small rainbow flag. The protest appears to be outdoors on a grassy area with many people in the background holding various signs, one of which partially reads "NO MY." The crowd includes people of different ages, some wearing casual clothing and others in shorts, suggesting a warm day.

A tweet by Alex Cole (@acnewsitics ) reads, "My favorite sign." The accompanying photo shows a young person at a protest holding a sign that says, "BUT IT WAS THE GULF OF MEXICO AT BIRTH!" written in colorful markers. The sign also features a small rainbow flag. The protest appears to be outdoors on a grassy area with many people in the background holding various signs, one of which partially reads "NO MY." The crowd includes people of different ages, some wearing casual clothing and others in shorts, suggesting a warm day.

Good one!

08.04.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4268    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 24

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