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12.01.2026 17:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The hilarious results when you let AI manage a vending machine. "Within days, [it] had given away nearly all its inventory for freeβincluding a PlayStation 5... It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear."
#ai #stupidrobot
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Sure, why not - I just solved this Crossword made by @chicago.suntimes.com in 53 seconds. Can you beat my time? chicago.suntimes.com/games/chicag...
19.12.2025 17:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For the next week, buy nothing from Target, Home Depot and Amazon. Your dollars DO make a difference.
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I'll go out on a limb and say it's never too soon to admit you're a f***ing moron.
<Hegseth Jokes With Waltz About Signalgate, "Too soon?" >
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#signalgate #hegseth #kakistocracy
Doesn't Pete Hegseth realize what a security risk it is to have *all* of the United State's generals & admirals in one location just for a performative power flex by the Secretary of Defense?
(That was rhetorical. Of course, he doesn't.)
If Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air for a βconcerted effort to lie to the American peopleβ, when will the FCC shut down the entire FOX network? #kimmel #fcc #fox #fascist
18.09.2025 13:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two guitar picks
With the addition of #ELO, I now have a guitar pick collection. Here it is in its entirety. #CheapTrick #guitarpicks #verysmallcollections
29.08.2025 20:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump: I made peace in the middle East! Israel and Iran will stop fighting now.
Israel and Iran: (keep fighting)
Trump: YOU GUUUUUYS
(2/2) One must ask why.
Because what MAGA believes is not based on reason, ethics, or personal values. It's based on cultish worship of the authoritarian. The MAGA base will cave to their Daddy's senile dementia and narcissism every time, even as he lurches over the cliff's edge.
(1 of 2) New York Times: "Even [Steve] Bannon, the longtime isolationist who has said that Trump needs to be stopped from joining any strike on Iran, indicated that the base would acquiesce.
'We donβt like it. In fact, maybe we hate it, but, you know, weβll get on board.'"
>>>
The true meaning of MAGA:
14.06.2025 16:01 β π 1054 π 225 π¬ 28 π 6Breaking news: Israel at war with Iran.
Trump: βThis never would have happened if I were president now.β
"when the world is upside down, you make the best of what's still around" -- Sting, maybe
#caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #yourdailyrawr
The proper emoji for this is something between π£ and π¬. And then π€
29.05.2025 12:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gray and white cat on a white background, artistic photo
Maxwell does artsy-fartsy
#caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #blackandwhite
One has low expectations for attorney Dhillon, who doesn't know what "begging the question" actually means.
20.05.2025 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maxwell needs scritches like ducks need water.
#catsofbluesky #caturday #cats
100% humidity = lake effect fog.
#chicago #weather
If you don't like it, just wait a minute.
By papal decree, no ketchup on hot dogs
08.05.2025 18:16 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I'm not even charging for these
08.05.2025 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Old Style + a shot =
Malort and Savior
You can use these, I don't mind
08.05.2025 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An Old Style +shot of Malort is now a Vatican Handshake
08.05.2025 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0By papal decree, no ketchup on hot dogs
08.05.2025 18:16 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0two streaming movie posters: "Wizards" and "Sorcerer"
I just watched these back-to-back. I can't think of two movies with more similar titles that couldn't be more different.
CHALLENGE: prove me wrong π
βWeβll seeβ as economic policy.
What could possibly go wrong
A gray and white cat sitting in a cardboard box
Maxwell custom-forms his corrugated relaxation pod. As he is an architect, he calls this "dentils".
#caturday even though it's Sunday because you do not want to mix #cat and #sunday like that...
#catsofbluesky
I feel a little bad that my first reaction was Why are they doing a podcast in a mattress store?
11.04.2025 13:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A tweet by Alex Cole (@acnewsitics ) reads, "My favorite sign." The accompanying photo shows a young person at a protest holding a sign that says, "BUT IT WAS THE GULF OF MEXICO AT BIRTH!" written in colorful markers. The sign also features a small rainbow flag. The protest appears to be outdoors on a grassy area with many people in the background holding various signs, one of which partially reads "NO MY." The crowd includes people of different ages, some wearing casual clothing and others in shorts, suggesting a warm day.
Good one!
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