Shaz the Wildcat

I’m tempted to mute the phrase “the president“ but then I may be late to hear when he’s done and over with. What a quandary.

It’s called a full stop in the UK Nigel, you Stars and Stripes shagging twerp!

Did the age check photo earlier—then upped the font size to stop squinting. Maybe they could just verify age by font size?! #ageverification

I thought this squirrel was holding on tight against the storm but they clearly felt safe enough to have a good scratch. #ClawsOfSteel #squirrel

I deleted 10,494 work emails today. Why did I have over ten thousand emails saved?!
Of course they’re still in the bin in case I got rid of something important.

Getting ready for more walking in the new year with a few special gifts to myself - waterproof trousers and a fleece balaclava.

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Considering that I play games for stress relief it’s amazing how flipping stressed I get when the flipping cat goes behind the flipping monitors and flipping disconnects something. Insert your favourite swear words appropriately.

Tabby cat asleep in a basket

Oh to be a cat in a basket next to a radiator on a cold November day #catinbasket

Cheese - South Cumbria

Well my following list is looking much healthier and I’m finally seeing less badly drawn boobs in the discover area. #bluesky and me are on a learning about each other trip.

Paddington bear themed cup with straw

Paddington in Peru cinema merchandising is much cuter than the Dune popcorn bucket. Fun film with a very kind bear was just what I needed #paddington

Blue sky above trees

I can unexpectedly see blue sky this morning. That’s better. #bluesky

If someone could lift the great mist blanket covering the UK right now it would be much appreciated. I’d quite like to see the sky again this year. #mist

I love seeing magpies in the garden. What I don’t love so much is seeing one fly past with a mouse in its beak, then perch on a branch to disembowel it’s unwilling passenger.

Current mood #hibernationgoals

If all these people sharing badly drawn boobs and bums could add hashtags for me to block I would be much happier with my feed here #learntohash

Tabby cat in a cardboard box

New social media for me, new box for Lyla. Let’s see how this goes. #ImNewHere #CatInBox