think that properly wiping your ass is gay.
08.02.2026 16:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@theciscoserious.bsky.social
Stay home dad. Feminist. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. I write jokes here @theciscokidder.bsky.social Iowa City He/him
think that properly wiping your ass is gay.
08.02.2026 16:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
06.02.2026 16:01 β π 45536 π 11783 π¬ 640 π 591And it was oh so delicious! I'm still getting a dopamine release from it π
04.02.2026 19:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Plus, there are 116,990 polling places in the U.S. How are they going to manage that?
04.02.2026 18:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Democracy Dies with Dumbasses
04.02.2026 16:25 β π 74 π 20 π¬ 0 π 0Hell yeah it was!
04.02.2026 12:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seems real bad that the end point of ~25 years of War on Terror architecture is an agency of thin-skinned goons who will send armed men to your house if you email the government asking for compassion on behalf of someone else.
newrepublic.com/post/206088/...
Shout-out to NPR for reminding me that John Stewart ruined Tucker Carlon's career.
Listen to: 'Hated By All The Right People' explores Tucker Carlson's rise and influence - one.npr.org/i/nx-s1-5607...
Drug dealer sales were miserable, so they lowered their prices to hit their target audience again
04.02.2026 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image of people in snow facing ICE agents. Caption says, " Nearly 30,000 Minnesotans trained as constitutional observers, up from 2,500 in November.
#MinnesotaStrong
04.02.2026 02:32 β π 40 π 18 π¬ 1 π 1Incredible!
04.02.2026 02:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So by this thinking, the sports team that gets the 1st lead wins. Got it
03.02.2026 19:42 β π 86 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0Let them believe it π
02.02.2026 14:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ah, that's frightening!
31.01.2026 22:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Makes me wonder what would have happened if she went in reverse
31.01.2026 21:12 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nick Fuentes is a human race traitor.
30.01.2026 18:27 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm fully convinced that the only reason republicans are against abortion is because there'd be less children to traffic.
23.01.2026 14:18 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0That tracks
17.01.2026 05:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here's the thing, we're not going back β
12.01.2026 13:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thinking about getting a wine moms tattoo now.
12.01.2026 12:34 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ONWARD! Letβs do this, 2026. The bar isnβt even high; no need to overdo it, just be cool.
01.01.2026 05:09 β π 772 π 59 π¬ 16 π 3White men are 30% of the population.
They are also:
- 98% of presidents
- 90% of CEOs
- 90% of billionaires
- 80% of Congress
Forever oppressed.
I always just say that I'm giving my liver a vacation.
21.12.2025 12:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be βVenezuelanβ for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Millerβ¦oil claim is to make grandpa go along
17.12.2025 00:47 β π 9977 π 3764 π¬ 362 π 290FINAL SCORE
Iowa 102
Lindenwood 68
Hannah Stuelke - 31 pts (pretty sure), 6 reb, 3 ast
Ava Heiden - 14 pts, 2 reb, 3 ast
Layla Hays - 11 pts, 6 reb, 2 ast
Journey Houston - 10 pts, 6 reb
Taylor McCabe - 9 pts, 7 ast
Taylor Stremlow - 8 pts, 3 reb, 5 ast
Wait, the announcer said Stuelke had 29 points, what did I miss?
13.12.2025 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can go into settings and make it so you can't post an image without alt text first
12.12.2025 17:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trumpβs obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, heβs resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Money in the pockets of our farmers is good but this bailout is a-little over half of what we gave away to Argentina & still billions less than whatβs typically sold. Iowa farmers deserve better.
10.12.2025 01:40 β π 27 π 3 π¬ 4 π 0Kids need food. Full stop. But as costs rise on budget items like housing, utilities, and medical care, parents can be forced to make impossible choices that contribute to rising school lunch debt around the state.
08.12.2025 22:00 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0