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Stay home dad. Feminist. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. I write jokes here @theciscokidder.bsky.social Iowa City He/him

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think that properly wiping your ass is gay.

08.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

06.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 45536    πŸ” 11783    πŸ’¬ 640    πŸ“Œ 591

And it was oh so delicious! I'm still getting a dopamine release from it πŸ™Œ

04.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus, there are 116,990 polling places in the U.S. How are they going to manage that?

04.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Democracy Dies with Dumbasses

04.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah it was!

04.02.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.

Seems real bad that the end point of ~25 years of War on Terror architecture is an agency of thin-skinned goons who will send armed men to your house if you email the government asking for compassion on behalf of someone else.

newrepublic.com/post/206088/...

04.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2829    πŸ” 876    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 10
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πŸ”Š Listen Now: 'Hated By All The Right People' explores Tucker Carlson's rise and influence Morning Edition on NPR One | 7:02

Shout-out to NPR for reminding me that John Stewart ruined Tucker Carlon's career.

Listen to: 'Hated By All The Right People' explores Tucker Carlson's rise and influence - one.npr.org/i/nx-s1-5607...

04.02.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drug dealer sales were miserable, so they lowered their prices to hit their target audience again

04.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of people in snow facing ICE agents. Caption says, " Nearly 30,000 Minnesotans trained as constitutional observers, up from 2,500 in November.

Image of people in snow facing ICE agents. Caption says, " Nearly 30,000 Minnesotans trained as constitutional observers, up from 2,500 in November.

#MinnesotaStrong

04.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Incredible!

04.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So by this thinking, the sports team that gets the 1st lead wins. Got it

03.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Let them believe it πŸ˜‚

02.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, that's frightening!

31.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes me wonder what would have happened if she went in reverse

31.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nick Fuentes is a human race traitor.

30.01.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fully convinced that the only reason republicans are against abortion is because there'd be less children to traffic.

23.01.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That tracks

17.01.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's the thing, we're not going back ✊

12.01.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about getting a wine moms tattoo now.

12.01.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ONWARD! Let’s do this, 2026. The bar isn’t even high; no need to overdo it, just be cool.

01.01.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 772    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3
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White men are 30% of the population.

They are also:

- 98% of presidents
- 90% of CEOs
- 90% of billionaires
- 80% of Congress

Forever oppressed.

23.12.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5586    πŸ” 2053    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 108

I always just say that I'm giving my liver a vacation.

21.12.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be β€œVenezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along

17.12.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9977    πŸ” 3764    πŸ’¬ 362    πŸ“Œ 290
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FINAL SCORE

Iowa 102
Lindenwood 68

Hannah Stuelke - 31 pts (pretty sure), 6 reb, 3 ast
Ava Heiden - 14 pts, 2 reb, 3 ast
Layla Hays - 11 pts, 6 reb, 2 ast
Journey Houston - 10 pts, 6 reb
Taylor McCabe - 9 pts, 7 ast
Taylor Stremlow - 8 pts, 3 reb, 5 ast

13.12.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Wait, the announcer said Stuelke had 29 points, what did I miss?

13.12.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can go into settings and make it so you can't post an image without alt text first

12.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.

Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.

He continues to be a national embarrassment.

10.12.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7923    πŸ” 1334    πŸ’¬ 291    πŸ“Œ 59

Money in the pockets of our farmers is good but this bailout is a-little over half of what we gave away to Argentina & still billions less than what’s typically sold. Iowa farmers deserve better.

10.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kids need food. Full stop. But as costs rise on budget items like housing, utilities, and medical care, parents can be forced to make impossible choices that contribute to rising school lunch debt around the state.

08.12.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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