canadian blondii ︎✌🏼

yes

imagine blocking me and I’m just posting pics of my cat

I don’t actually know any of these accounts everyone’s talking about being banned so everything’s fine here ✌🏼

We're all just a bunch of organs built around the food tunnel

When folks say they don't 'give a rats ass' I am known to remind them that it's 'rat's ass' (because the apostrophe makes 'the ass' possessed by 'the rat').

fuck nudes, show me your fall foliage

wow ok

Hate to burst your bubble, but…I’m kidding I love it. Fuck your bubble

love how coffee gives me energy to complain about how tired I am

people pay hundreds for weighted blankets.
I have a cat that won’t get off me for free

Abyssinian cat curled up on her cat trees staring at the camera

I love this girl

[person I’ve never interacted with posts a skircle and I’m not in it] wow okay

cmon man I can’t face mastodon again

Can you grab me one in an XS

any posts aren’t interesting enough to warrant replies lolololllgoodnight

women should be weirder and more off putting

If I had an "Abandoned Skeet b/c it's just not worth it" jar tonight...

i look like i'm taking notes in this meeting but really i'm writing this

It's actually buct naked

Who up abusin they follow counts

moms get 1 night of uninterrupted sleep every 4–6 business months

Probably

one trick to staying off bluesky and being productive is to have nothing to say

how are we having almost the same dreams again

Just like, throw it in, move it to dryer, then let it sit there for a week.

yes you mayonnaise but i wonder if you canyonnaise

I don’t have people like that in my life

Little perfect kitty baby Abyssinian cat sitting on the couch

Little perfect kitty baby Abyssinian cat standing by the door

play with me mom my eyes are huge

Me: I’m saving money
Also me: adds 7 things to cart for later

life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans bsky is what happens when you’re busy avoiding life