1 - 1st guy says - "tell me more about these "inflatable frog people""
2 - completely bald guy in black robe says 'they're violent terrorists. extremists. one twerked at me and I got horny so I pepper sprayed it"
12.10.2025 13:43 β π 92 π 22 π¬ 2 π 1
Fritzi RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY ENTERS THE RAILROAD STATION
P2- NANCY: OH, MISTER!-WILL YOU PLEASE LIFT ME UP TO THE PHONE, PLEASE?
MAN:SURE
P3-NANCY : NOPE!-- - NO NICKELS IN THIS SLOT!
P4-NANCY: O.K.--- NOW
LET'S TRY THE REST OF THEM!
THE MAN HAS A EXPRESSION OF SHOCK ON HIS FACE, AS THERE ARE OVER A DOZEN MORE PHONE BOOTHS LEFT
NANCY IS TRYING TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE CHRISTMAS FUND .
Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
November 17,1938
12.10.2025 12:12 β π 409 π 30 π¬ 16 π 4
Share a cartoon you will always love
12.10.2025 01:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think at this point anytime I see something that ends in "...is fucked" I hear it in Ricky's voice. Totally works here.
10.10.2025 13:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
is it "antics" to highlight a humanitarian aid blockade? to force demonstration the cruelty of the oppressor to the world? to make them show their hand?
09.10.2025 14:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I need a new anime to stay alive for
08.10.2025 23:30 β π 49 π 3 π¬ 14 π 0
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
10.08.2025 18:30 β π 25062 π 5272 π¬ 494 π 509
ignore the mountain of discarded folderol
09.10.2025 13:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
are people really having conversations with, and learning so much from AI because every time people try to strike up conversations with one another they get treated like crap? Like we really all need to be a lot nicer to each other. Especially to the curious and naΓ―ve. Not to Nazis of course
08.10.2025 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?
08.10.2025 16:14 β π 194 π 50 π¬ 4 π 0
grief coming to tap on my brain during peaceful moments like a kid at the aquarium
08.10.2025 15:39 β π 40 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
Weird how they put all their efforts into using technology to replace human creativity and art and then say creative arts degrees are useless.
08.10.2025 12:24 β π 761 π 176 π¬ 11 π 6
Itβs a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
08.10.2025 08:07 β π 5470 π 1650 π¬ 66 π 45
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer:
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
"I'm strong and want to have like fifty kids and a farm" of course you do. You're twelve. "I don't want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal" hell yeah homie you're twelve. "Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army" bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
Another confirmation of the "everyone is twelve now" theory.
07.10.2025 13:22 β π 964 π 106 π¬ 13 π 5
As a Jew, I don't think it's my place to tell Kat, a Palestinian-American, what to say today.
Is it what I would have said? No. Do I have to face her political reality? Also no.
Fellow anti-Zionist Jews - leave her alone. This is not our fight and she is not our enemy.
07.10.2025 20:13 β π 22 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
"It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!" π
08.10.2025 03:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
MBTA has some stuff for sale it looks like
08.10.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Win+X, U, U
07.10.2025 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Girl, are your opinions mushrooms because that was a shiitake
06.10.2025 20:32 β π 691 π 136 π¬ 13 π 3
Comic
1 - man on phone
STOP DOOM SCROLLING.
2 - man walking a dog thru a busted neighborhood, with for rent signs and trash.
PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE AND TAKE A DOOMWALK OUTSIDE
3 - chugs from plastic bottle
DOOMDRINK SOME WATER
4 - Inhales toxic air and exhales a skull
DOOMBREATHE
06.10.2025 19:31 β π 705 π 97 π¬ 16 π 3
my guy's name was bruin and he was my little kittybear
07.10.2025 11:55 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I think I found the last two Red Bull Summers anywhere π₯Ή
06.10.2025 15:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"if love is blind then do we all buy lingerie?" β The Streets
04.10.2025 02:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So today, I literally heard a boomer complain about AI taking jobs and people losing critical thinking skills. Meanwhile, he said he had a writing job and he "quit because of AI." That is, gave up the fight before he was even challenged. and has the gall to bang on about critical thinking. woof.
03.10.2025 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Today a trans woman gave her neighbor fresh baked apple crisp. (before photo)
03.10.2025 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
an anime girl being a fascist is a submissive trait what do you wanna give strongmen ultimate power for? to dominate you? slut
02.10.2025 17:35 β π 46 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0
government shut down? oh phew lmao that was close
01.10.2025 18:50 β π 295 π 13 π¬ 4 π 0
well, you should've asked uncle Merv for some of that sweet money
01.10.2025 10:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cartoon with a white background on the left and a black silhouette of a man on a bike with the word ANTI in black lettering at the top. On the right 1/3 itβs a black background with a heavy white figure with ICE written across his chest and it says FA at the top.
Cartoonist Jesse Duquette honored the guy who escaped ICE on his bike with a new cartoon.
30.09.2025 00:03 β π 836 π 229 π¬ 4 π 4
my brain is so fried it comes with your choice of two sides
30.09.2025 14:53 β π 132 π 41 π¬ 6 π 0
Graphic designer. Science fan. Space geek. Opinions & politics mine, not my employers'. Evidence matters. Resistance is not futile.
Nothing but Nintendo related GIFs.
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writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
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I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
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