Milu 🦨

Yeah but you just watch what happens when that anvil hits the Bills' comically tiny umbrella.

I compared ZIP code level rents versus homes permitted from 2018-2024 and guess what!
Places that permitted the most new homes had the slowest rent growth, and in places where almost nothing was permitted, rents *skyrocketed*

Today at lunch I had a peach that was mealy and utterly tasteless. Like biting into wet styrofoam. This betrayal was made all the more bitter because the peach in question smelled good, and had the correct amount of firmness. I will carry this wound with me forever.

You could always count on Josh Reed to make some amazing catch and run when the Bills were down 27 to 6 with 1:06 left in the 4th quarter.

Despite being otherwise base-level racist the way too many old white people are, my grandmother down bad for B.B. King

You have to have a very special brain disease to believe that personal liberty and the free market aren’t being given a fair shake in American media.

America is a failed state and the dominance of the Chiefs is one of numerous examples of this.

It is weird that so much DISCOURSE has been focused on if Elon Musk accidently did a seig heil or did one on purpose as if the symbolism of the action reveals new information about his character. Oh Elon is a massive right-wing piece of shit? I had no idea! This is certainly new data.

I choose to believe in the power of the locks until further notice.

Lots of clarity today

I think I "sounds good"ed my boss one too many times today

Wine that gets you drunk...? What the fuck? Sounds like AI bullshit.

[Internal dialogue at the grocery store checkout]: "I hope this guy thinks my food is cool"

I've never been called gormless. In fact, I'm packed to the gills with gorm. Gormmaxxed

It really feels like collectively the entire Posting Superorganism™ has had an assfull of Musk's evil dipshittery at the same time, and everyone has jumped ship.

If the Bills win, pops and the work buddies aren't allow to leave the house for the rest of the season. Are they willing to serve honorably for the fine people of Amherst?

the american people decided to lodge a shotgun against their balls, pull the trigger while saying "Burger Cost Too Much"

"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy

[whispering into George W Bush's ear] Sir, a second Bud has Lit the Onion.

[Me, manually pulling the living room curtains closed, shaking them a bit to get them unstuck]

“Computer, initiate Night Protocol”

"I've been had!"