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DM. Retired skeleton, Programmer, bad comedian #dnd #ttrpg #berserk #gamedev PantsAreOffensive He/him โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆ discord.gg/vThhtHMChm

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Latest posts by pantsareoffensive.bsky.social on Bluesky

I never seed my torrents. Havenโ€™t since the protocol was invented.

Sorry about it.

24.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

12 years since I last sailed the seas and they feel just as they did. I missed the freedom.

20.10.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are many people whose lives are so much better for having you in it.

Remember that. You are important, and you are loved.

20.10.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1711    ๐Ÿ” 458    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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a close up of a man wearing a pirate hat and a ring on his finger ALT: a close up of a man wearing a pirate hat and a ring on his finger
20.10.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s users. More people need to use it and get away from Nazi twitter

20.10.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21.08.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22771    ๐Ÿ” 22173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 273    ๐Ÿ“Œ 338

To anyone feeling down may I suggest lifting heavy things and putting them down instead

17.10.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like Grindr crashed in AZ

22.09.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

are you a group chat person or a "copy and paste the same message to many people" like me?

13.09.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We baking bread

13.09.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

12.09.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31316    ๐Ÿ” 7843    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 286    ๐Ÿ“Œ 209

Pumpkin spice everything slaps hard.

Stop being a child and accept it.

#punpkinspice

31.08.2025 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally decided to see what the MCR drama was. I was worried something bad happened but it was a case of MAGA cultists somehow thinking the punk band founded by a bisexual nonbinary vocalist would be sensitive to their ideology. Confusing but extremely funny, very pleased about the situation

18.07.2025 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. Lanfear would totally turn me to the dark one and Iโ€™m not ashamed to admit it.

17.07.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rereading the WoT and got to the point that Lan turned down Nynaeve. Always breaks my heart

13.07.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really donโ€™t want to read about Congressional Democrats having sex

12.07.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 268    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
BOOK COVER: Haig H. Najarian, Sex Lives of Animals Without Backbones. Illustrated with drawings. Cover features illustration of snails about to get it on

BOOK COVER: Haig H. Najarian, Sex Lives of Animals Without Backbones. Illustrated with drawings. Cover features illustration of snails about to get it on

they have pictures of you guys in here

12.07.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2024    ๐Ÿ” 327    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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My cat is such a drama queen.

21.06.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My cat at the vet today

20.06.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can leverage my cock.

Just make fun games ffs ya know

19.06.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nickleback gets too much hate and Coldplay doesnโ€™t get enough

10.06.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would transformers get health insurance or auto insurance?

17.05.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I woke up out of a dead sleep to sculpt.

27.04.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Without downloading an any pics, where are you mentally

25.04.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They put the candy crush guy in charge of discord?

Gg discord itโ€™s been fun

25.04.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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People that take cold showers are fools. Fight me with your cold ass muscles.

Hot shower gang.

11.04.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Took a little too much edibles and hate to lay down for 3 minutes to recover.

Somehow this is less socially acceptable than getting blackout drunk.

30.03.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is this a thirst trap?

13.03.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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