@chopmunky.bsky.social
I’m nothing special; in fact, I’m a bit of a bore.
Ireland is running out of priests and this is apparently a bad thing.
Entice them over by leaving a trail of altar buoys in the Irish Sea.
09.08.2025 11:18 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Book called ‘most people are cunts’ by Dr Seuss
#Booksky
08.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 9000 🔁 1079 💬 318 📌 98“It’s the Labubu… but the moment has been prepared for…”
07.08.2025 15:10 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Jet2 have been advertising on GB News, a channel that aired claims that the Pride flag is akin to the Nazi Swastika flag.
Meanwhile, Jet2 headlines Pride events and says it shows their “continued support for the LGBTQ+ community”: www.jet2.com/news/2024/03...
Take action: facebook.com/jet2
Go home, Meta AI, you’re drunk.
03.08.2025 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.08.2025 10:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy #YorkshireDay to all those sensible people celebrating 🥳
01.08.2025 09:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is well brown
31.07.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Is your cat adopted?"
*Looking forlorn* My husband and I weren't able to conceive a cat naturally.
🤷 I just found it in my Facebook memories!
30.07.2025 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t know who made this, but some splendidly titled fake #DoctorWho Target novelisations 😎
30.07.2025 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A sign on a door instructing to enter "8008" on a keypad to unlock a suite designated for pumping or breastfeeding.
the seventh grader in me wants to high five whoever did this
30.07.2025 01:04 — 👍 10623 🔁 841 💬 155 📌 40
Me, spending two minutes over on Twitter.
It’s such a horrific cesspit. Many moons ago, it was an ace place to hang with pals; but then Ellen bought it and destroyed it. At least something new and positive is happening here. Let’s hope it lasts.
Fuck Reform, etc.
30.07.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wednesday, innit.
30.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Who are you? How did you get in here?”
“I’m a locksmith… and I’m a locksmith”
First Oasis, now this.
30.07.2025 15:35 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0“Farage fluffer” 😂😂😂
29.07.2025 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can run but you can’t hide from Jodie 🌈
25.07.2025 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
22.07.2025 03:59 — 👍 33744 🔁 8198 💬 782 📌 683
Friday
18.07.2025 06:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding
12 points to Gryffindor
16.07.2025 17:04 — 👍 948 🔁 152 💬 28 📌 5
It’s snoot boopin’ time, y’all!
#dogsofbluesky
13.07.2025 20:47 — 👍 127 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 1
Elmo @elmo Follow RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD FUCKER 4:14 PM • 7/13/25 • 106K Views
Meanwhile, on Twitter…
14.07.2025 00:45 — 👍 1391 🔁 201 💬 25 📌 15
Daleks in Liverpool city centre today. They were chatting up that litter bin for over an hour but none of them got anywhere
13.07.2025 22:06 — 👍 205 🔁 46 💬 11 📌 1
A purple and yellow gradient background with Happy International Non-binary People's Day written on it in white
Happy International Non-binary People's Day from everyone at Trans+ Solidarity Alliance.
14.07.2025 14:44 — 👍 70 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 3
🧛♂️VAMPIRE WEEKEND🧛♂️
We review Jodie Whittaker and Mandip Gill’s Big Finish debut in Vampire Weekend!!
Did we love it or did we love it?!
What do you think?!
Take a listen to hear our, and others’, thoughts on the first 13 adventure from BF!
www.buzzsprout.com/1859919/epis...
When Krypton sends its people, they're not sending their best...
11.07.2025 21:07 — 👍 11329 🔁 2317 💬 569 📌 159
