Shawn Patrick Boyd

After much consideration, I have decided to bring #sexyback

Yes, I was also shocked to realize people still drive Buicks.

Do I need to have a chat with the three-year-old who just said they hate burritos?

I know pickleball is huge because I’m now getting phishing scams for it.

Age is just a number. Until you hit 50 and it becomes an unjust number.

Grab a copy of @boom-studios.com #hellodarkness Vol. 1 today! Featuring artwork from yours truly. Huge thanks to @shawnpatrickboyd.bsky.social @brycecarlson.bsky.social @wordie.bsky.social @tayloresposito.bsky.social @davidmariotte.bsky.social

Part 6/14 of a short comic from @shawnpatrickboyd.bsky.social and yours truly. Stay tuned… #batman

I need to meet this driver. Preferably over corn dogs.

If I hate the “Tell your dog I say ‘hi’” bumper sticker, does this make me a crank?

A commission I did for my buddy @greatsalmon.bsky.social a little while back. RIP to the great David Lynch! #twinpeaks #firewalkwithme

Insane. We need to talk about Twin Peaks. All time favorite.

Psyched to announce that #HelloDarkness Vol. 1 by @boom-studios.com is out now, featuring “Dying for Quiet”, a creepy story by @shawnpatrickboyd.bsky.social , @tayloresposito.bsky.social , @wordie.bsky.social , @davidmariotte.bsky.social , @brycecarlson.bsky.social and yours truly! Grab a copy now!

What’s left at #partycity

@eliartonline.bsky.social Sounds like your entire life!

The Kickstarter for COW is LIVE!! If you’re at all willing to support this project, you can head to the link in my bio. Today is the MOST important day for campaigns like this one, so I hope to see you there!

Stay tuned for more!
#cowcomic #comicbookkickstarter

Some days I feel like #billmurray in #rushmore where a haircut and a shave would cheer me up—except my next haircut is next week.

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Today’s deep thought: SANTA is a typo away from SATAN.

Stuff is happening! I'm writing a new story + Elijah Henry's Kickstarter hits Mon.

Latest newsletter on my upcoming #comics projects open.substack.com/pub/shawnpat...

Fill in the blank: If some coffee is good, more coffee is __________.

9/10 times your keys are where you left them. The other time, they are in the grip of mischievous house elves.

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Yes, the internet WAS invented so we could understand what Heavy D was saying in that Michael Jackson “Jam” track. #heavyd #michaeljackson

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When people get excited about AI, I tell ‘em the 80s already had that in a Trans Am. #ai #knightrider #hasselhoff

Good evening #santafe (And where do you get giant eggs at this juncture?)

I’ll be there!

A new take on #batman @dccomicsreal.bsky.social

Part 5/14 of a short comic from @shawnpatrickboyd.bsky.social and yours truly. Stay tuned... #batman

The Kickstarter for COW goes public on 3/10!! Check out the link in my bio to preview the campaign.

If you’re willing to pledge on day one of this project’s campaign (March 10th), it would truly mean so much, as it’s the MOST important day!

Stay tuned for more!
#cowcomic #comicbookkickstarter

No, I swear I’m a lot smarter than #autocorrect makes me seem.

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May you sip some damn good coffee and smell the pines. #twinpeaksday