Beth

You like sarcasm? You’ll love this. #MakeItMakeSenseMonday Welcome everyone to the award ceremony for the first National Championships for the Mental Gymnastics! (pause for applause) The competition is complete, and we have our winners. Here are the follow…

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I’d like my taco to go … Dear Trump (aka Tacolini): I was at your birthday “party.” It was an accident, believe me. I booked a flight months ago to go to Washington, D.C., for a conference. It was only a couple of weeks ag…

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As a matter of fact #MondayMatters Dear Americans: Some of you still have a few brain cells to rub together. I’m happy to see that. But some of you are COLOSSALLY DUMB. I mean, you can blame your lack of knowledge on the media you c…

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Just a joke* #SatireSunday COMING THIS SUMMER! BIG DON and LITTLE BUDDY’S A new theme park for true patriots only! Now — a theme park for the most important people of all: STRAIGHT WHITE MEN. Only STRAIGHT WHITE MEN ar…

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Truth is stranger than fiction #ThursdayThoughts Isn’t FOX News basically a scam targeting seniors? I can see why this administration wouldn’t want seniors to recognize a scam — like voting for a con man. Hey kids! Auntie Beth has a fun new game …

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Songs, suplexes and a savior on the sea #SundayStories Dear Friends and Family, This time last week, I was on a cruise. I didn’t pay the exorbitant fee for ship WiFi, and I was thus blissfully unaware of Leon and his band of Hitler youth interns hijack…

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Runnin’ with the Devil* #ThursdayThoughts Dear Satan, Well, you’ve outdone yourself: Getting “Christians” to criticize someone espousing the teachings of the Bible AND to accept two Nazi salutes in one day? Impressive. I …

Plenty on my mind today.

Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive* #NYE #2024 #BuhBYE Dear 2024: You were a mixed bag. A review of my posts this year reflects high highs and low lows. For this post, though, I’m going to focus on the positive. I got to see both of my sons at Christma…

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Wait: Hair metal, skulls AND hatred of “utilize?” Can we be besties?

It is. It’s useless. “Use” is fine.

Stupid is as stupid does #TuesdayTantrums Dear People Who Like To Be “In The Know,” With all the drama surrounding the Biden pardon*, you may have missed the other big drama unfolding on the platform formerly known as Twitter: A woman defe…

This woman earned her Ph.D. The nerve! (That’s sarcasm. Read on for a tale of a collective fragile ego.)

Genuinely asking: What’s wrong with Donald Trump, Nancy Mace, Mike Johnson, Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Tulsi Gabbard? Did they just not get enough love in their childhood? Why do they need so much attention, even if it’s negative attention? What is their supervillain origin story?

We don’t need no education* #TuesdayTirade Dear Internet Experts, Notice that I did not say “experts on the internet.” There is a difference. Just because you have access to all sorts of information, that does not mean you are a…

Better to be thought a fool than to take to social media and prove it. (Not referencing @schooley.bsky.social with that comment, BTW.)

We are the algorithm!

The broligarchy went to Mickey Ds? The brain worm got its way?

With no direction, no oversight, no code of conduct, etc. Can’t wait! 🤮

Huh. WAY too early for April 1.

He’s serious? Oh. Well.

What could go wrong? 🙄🤮😢