wet beast

it's completely natural to wake up some days and go "i need a big woman (3-5 feet taller than me)"

every time i shitpost know i'm channeling Gluttony

coming out as a tf2 player in 2025 is braver than coming out as gay or trans ngl

Nonbinary named The Human Pet Guy

the taco bell caramel apple empanada was discontinued because they were let go because it was technically animal cruelty milking them for the filling

bet they're dropping these off at protests so when it spontaneously combusts, as teslas are wont to do, they can blame antifa or mamdani or whatever

unfortunately being stalked by tech companies is unavoidable nowadays

hell even typing this is giving jay some weird voyeuristic hate boner for user metrics

this is actually the creature that creates the filling for the Taco Bell Caramel Apple Empanada

this creature shares more DNA with a Taco Bell Caramel Apple Empanada than any cat known to science

THEY'RE TAKING MY FILLING GALUADE

it keeps happening and now i'm meatless. 😔

oh! I'm learning you can remove the button from the window entirely

I already have Affinity Suite 2 so I reeeeally don't need this, but having everything in one app is neat

yeah, which really just means free photoshop alternative with a button you can ignore

like smearing shit over perfection and going "see i contributed"

Basically they turned Publisher into a new "layout" canvas on Affinity, kinda like how Design had a Photo-like "pixel canvas"

They're all arranged at the top to choose from, but they also have a "canva ai" button that you can ignore

LMFAO YEP

I'm guessing Affinity's new suite is just its Affinity 2 suite with a new AI button

My guess is they're trying to bring canva for free to sell their bullshit AI stuff?

oh

huh

Canva's update is packaging all of the Affinity apps into a fully-free version

What's the catch.

no i mean like

a list calling me an ai creator

It's ok I got a bunch of weirdos that put me on their anti-abdl lists that ALSO put me on their anti-ai lists because it's just about trying to smear people at this point

Yes!!! YES!!!!

Ghost-cat give head... in her own way 🎃🎃🎃
I have more content on my 🅿-treon UwU

bullied by my own hubris

a painting of vaporeon (the pokemon) underwater in a giant clam looking cute :)

everyone's favorite sea creature!

happy Friday :)

it's ok i have One A Day For Funny Little Guys, it's got everything I need

if you've seen most of us in the sun you'd agree