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Bananas are tolerable, sometimes. Lychee are the devil's eyeballs.

Three small people in a coat ... I knew it!

I've been rereading the #Discworld books in order for a lil while, and I'm up to bk10, Moving Pictures, and I think maybe I'm not rereading this one. I might actually be reading it for the first time 🫢

In very costly ways, even.

It is especially puzzling once one understands how poor oral health can effect other parts and systems of the body.

Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

That tracks.

#Strictly VT "You only miss people when they're not here." Profound 🤪

#Strictlt it's like Craig is the only one still scoring.

I am about to begin watching Twin Peaks for the first time.

Why did I ever buy my kids refillable advent calendars? | Zoe Williams Twenty-four tiny drawers of fun stuff sounds delightful – but not when you’re the one filling the thing, writes Zoe Williams

Haha, for me. this filler fluff is the most relatable thing Zoe Williams has ever written. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

My main form of exercise is sprinting from the bus stop to the train 5 mornings a week.

I have seen #WakeUpDeadMan and I greatly enjoyed it. Sad that I had to travel to a different town to do so. But it was definitely worth the effort.

Saw that last month. Fantastic. Our special guest was Paul Chuckle.

This morning I'm choosing to view all the pathetic, half mast flags as a sign that fascists lack stamina and can't get it up. This is why we need for'ners to all ar' jobs.

#Strictly come on Bal! 🫣

As someone who teaches children to read, I would honestly call this skill a key part of reading comprehension. Unless we're going to ask authors to footnote each word with which of the, often, many definitions was meant. (Side note, lack of basic dictionary use knowledge is becoming a real problem.)

Harry & Karen Motsi's impression of his pecs 😂 "pec-ography" hee! #Strictly

Vicky & Kai she maybe needs to burn whatever's on her head, not her bra.

Amber & Nikita #Strictly sparkle so keen we're off before the music. Good spectacle (not sure about the push).

George & Alexis #Strictly George looks like he might actually be feeling it this week. But are he and his friends clones?

Balvinder & Julian (#TeamDanceOff) keeping the smile on my face. #Strictly

La Voix & Aljaž #Strictly Aljaž favourite because "it's walking backwards" 😆

Alex & JoJo those costumes 😘 they look the part #Strictly

Karen & Carlos look at them go! Hard to tell who's more out of breath, hee. #Strictly

#Strictly Lewis & Katya solid start a bit staccato, maybe.

#Wordle 1,603 1/6*

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I guess I need a new starting word. #WordleInOne

This type of hyperbole is very familiar to me. I work in Early Years.

I really enjoy running up my stairs. #MomentsOfJoy

#Strictly I'm all in for Bal this week. Someone else's turn for the dance off.