Trump once claimed he could “stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters”, and we scoffed. Now that we know he cozied up to potential BABY EATERS, his base is unfazed, remaining staunchly defensive. It is the stupidest, most evil timeline, and nobody cares.
07.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He died doing what he loved- being loudly and publicly wrong
10.09.2025 20:54 — 👍 87 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0
“Any plans this weekend?”
Me:
17.05.2025 03:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
These Radicalized American Christian Terrorists are confused between their “conscience” and their insane belief that mythological characters and events are actually real.
Religion is a Deadly Disease.
04.05.2025 22:28 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t talk to me until I’ve recapped all of yesterday’s events and overanalyzed everything that I said and everything that was said to me
29.04.2025 16:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Me if you even care
19.03.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’d leave the house but then people would see me without my filters
19.03.2025 11:10 — 👍 50 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0
Actual footage of my dad’s coworkers after my pool party
21.01.2025 14:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She’s been extra sassy lately, so I’ve been drinking spicy V8 instead of pineapple juice
06.01.2025 21:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Kathy is short for Kathandra
20.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Speedrunning all my Spotify playlists to cancel out my 696 hours of Talk Tuah
02.12.2024 12:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just casually being an absolute unit nbd
29.11.2024 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Did everyone give their sacrifice to the Thanksgiving monster
28.11.2024 23:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I guess Matt Gaetz withdrew because someone bet the under on sex criminals in Trump’s cabinet
21.11.2024 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If everyone came here from twitter, does that mean we have to start all over again? Will our 2009 jokes work
19.11.2024 22:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sorry I’m late getting here. Things are unfathomably terrible literally everywhere, the horrors do not seem to be letting up, and my wifi was being a bit wonky
19.11.2024 22:26 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Your hottest block.
Soup lover.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
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No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
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Atomic
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I guess I just like saying things.
#poetry meets #shitposting meets #autism
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Yankee by birthright, Southern by heart, liberal, hard working proud Momma & dog lover who loves to laugh & drink a bit.
This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you
Anti-capitalist and a hunk
Horror Movies, Sharks, Fart Jokes and Pediatric Urology. I’m a Mama, Actress, part-time Superhero!
Same as I ever was.
But different.
Random. Mouthy.
Serious. Until I'm not.
Opinions? I got 'em.
Riled up.
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Just a dork from Minnesota.
You might remember me from that place that rhymed with shitter.
I mostly respond with gifs and pictures of my chickens.
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Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
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