Punky 🍉🔻✊🏻

PSA Booking.com are scam artists. AVOID AT ALL COSTS

Thank you!

OMG hi! I'm in Sydney and looking at $500 but can go a little higher

@astropunk.bsky.social I need your help! I want to gift a telescope for a beginner but so overwhelmed with choices. Any suggestions would be much appreciated 🤗

I'm super proud of my list and keen to see listener casts too!

My modern day Clue cast:
Mrs White - Kate McKinnon
Ms Scarlett - Emma Stone
Professor Plum - Colin Farrell
Col Mustard - Brendan Gleeson
Wadsworth - Tom Holland
Mrs Peacock- Jennifer Coolidge
Mr Green - Pedro Pascal
Yvette - Margot Robbie
Mr Boddy - Stephen Graham

Super fun ep for a super fun movie!

Pedro Pascal's filmography and problematic movies from the 80s/90s that messed up our sense of self

‘Rape is effectively decriminalised’: how did sexual assault become so easy to get away with? Few alleged offenders are found guilty. Many victims are retraumatised. What is getting in the way of the Australian criminal courts providing justice to sexual assault survivors?

Michael Bradley of @marquelawyers.bsky.social has represented hundreds of sexual violence survivors and chairs the Rape and Sexual Assault Research and Advocacy Initiative. He says under Australia’s criminal justice system “rape is effectively decriminalised”.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Yes they are legends. I've seen videos of some retailers locking the freezer doors where they store B&J and leaving the other ones open. Petty beyond belief

There certainly is!

It's going to be 40° in Sydney city tomorrow. Thoughts and prayers to all the peeps in the West 🙏🏻

Of course it's at Selina's @chairmanmomo.bsky.social @chuck-oblivion.bsky.social

*shudder* SAME HERE!

Deadset fuckhead

Imagine being this far removed from reality 🙃

On a mission to bring foibles back into our daily vernacular

This is the perfect description 🤌🏻

Ew no thanks

Imagine thinking that Jim Beam and coke is a drink for life

My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.

After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."

You know when you dilute cordial down to the point where it's essentially water? That's Albo

Tell him he's dreaming 🤣

I'll do a bigger shop just for you

Frankly, if you own a Tesla, you're a fkn cunt

Major US retailers didn't skip a beat when given the opportunity to roll back DEI efforts. But Costco stands firm. Go forth and fill your trolleys with multiples people!

Omg fuck yes

Truly

I ADORE this podcast and this ep is one of their best 😍

Tell me you're a knob without telling me you're a knob