Teletorge

Are you sure it's a wrap or did it just rust?

I really shouldn't be surprised, and yet...

"This isn't White enough for me" fucking hell our reality is an Onion article

His rocketship has the most girth and deserves the most attention.

I dunno, I'm a believer in the billionaire-brain-damage theory

Feel like Bezos did that deliberately because Shatner was trying to make a point about how we should, you know, not destroy our planet. Bezos, as a billionaire, wasn't having any of that.

nobody forced you to post that

if they weren't mega-geniuses, they wouldn't be rich, now would they?!

warms my heart

I think people's brains are just melted from being fed weird engagement bait all day, and so any slightly controversial thing registers as "bait". I really wouldn't take it personally. Also Minish Cap rules.

Ah, a fellow enjoyer of Minish Cap.

Hast thou eyes, @danbarry58.bsky.social? Hast thou lips to speak?

Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

executions in the street.

This is the video.

Please be warned: the video is graphic. It shows ICE agents wrestling a man to the ground, beating him, and then shooting him several times.

Stell dir vor jemand, der so in eine Tastatur reintippt erzählt dir, dass du zu wenig Leistung bringst und die 100-Stunden-Woche her muss

you're useless

the financier?

Pretty sure I've seen a video clip of him claiming to be on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), which means he injects himself with a testosterone-equivalent chemical.

...unless? But no, surely my favorite politician William Clinton won't be in the files!

"You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired" yeah I doubt it man

Bill Maher is just a huge prick in general

spend less on the lie generator

Actually, the toppings contain potassium benzoate, not the frogurt itself. Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Bret Stephens is the biggest fucking idiot in this universe and all others

"Dunkle Kanäle" mal außen vor: wenn sonst alles gleich bleibt, aber Sie und ich weniger Steuern zahlen und die Milliardäre mehr, wäre das doch schon mal ein Schritt in die richtige Richtung, oder nicht?

(zum Beispiel auch von Zwangsarbeiter:innen im dritten Reich, weshalb ich es absurd finde, jetzt besonders nett zu Milliardären zu sein, in der Hoffnung, dass sie vielleicht etwas von ihrem Reichtum abgeben)

Das ist mir klar. Exakt deswegen sollten enorme Vermögen besteuert werden, damit die Steuerlast der arbeitenden Bevölkerung gesenkt werden kann.

Aber auch über Generationen fällt das Geld nicht einfach vom Himmel, sondern wird von anderen Leuten erarbeitet.