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His defenders are really out of options at this point. It keeps sounding like “he’s not an extremist, he’s just a creep”. Oh, okay whew, I was worried for a second. 🙄

Woman with freezer full of overripe bananas dies never having made banana bread UXBRIDGE, ON - Maureen Gibson, passed away at the age of 87 this Monday surrounded by loved ones and a freezer full of bananas she had been meaning to make into banana bread.

Woman with freezer full of overripe bananas dies never having made banana bread

Waving hello from Anchorage, Alaska. It’s probably hard to see me in the dark, but I’m are here for you if you need moral support. I’ll bring a flashlight.

His Graveyard Book was there at just the right time after my mum died. It was a little pair of water wings when I was drowning in grief. Now it’s ruined because he’s a useless prick *ahem*.

You know who else bans social media? China.

Oh lord. I posted on a library thread and LOOK at all those grammatical errors. 😳

Oh geez so my brain is basically a universe folding in on itself carried around in my skull? This is the coolest thing I’ve read all day!

I don’t know who you are, but you’ve won my heart with your inclusion of Akhenaten ❤️

Have you considered trying not sitting on your balls for hours at a time when is (frantically converts f to c) -20° outside? 🤔

Most Anticipated Young Adult SFF/H for January & February 2025 - Reactor Alien invasions, spooky boarding schools, and a cozy apocalyptic romance in this season's upcoming YA titles

What do you get when dragons, dystopian bookstores, and immortal babysitters all walk into the same room? @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social's most anticipated YA fantasy, science fiction, and horror books for January and February 2025, of course!

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Is that Mike Pence two rows back making sure Trump can’t reach him?

Jeez you guys, I miss Jimmy Carter. What a great human and humanitarian. His kindness was legendary.

I really feel less than confident about my Christmas packages actually arriving when the kid at UPS reads “AK” as Arkansas. 😬 at least he didn’t try to charge me for overseas shipping, I guess. #AlaskaChristmas

New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It

New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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Let’s all start new, exciting traditions for the holidays.