John. Just John.

Sure why not

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

Jizz pianist

Ha-Seong Kim Could Return In Early May General manager Alex Anthopoulos shared that shortstop Ha-Seong Kim could be back from his torn finger tendon by early May.

Waitwaitwait.... Braves news that doesn't suck? Impossible.
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/02/ha-s...

i just wanna feel whatever cats do that has them making biscuits

Yeah, everyone acted like it was some huge scandal for her, but they've been doing it for almost every live TV performance forever.

Alan Jackson (I think?) was also part of it and he was definitely lip-syncing. Phil Collins was the halftime performer, and I'm pretty sure he was too. They don't take chances with these things.

I hate to come to Kid Rock's defense, because seriously, fuck that guy, but...

A LOT of these kinds of things are lip-sync'd. Hell, when the Ga Tech marching band played the Super Bowl pregame, we had to pre-record the music so they could pipe it in while we marched the show and pretended to play.

40/70 again I’m afraid

Everyone remember what's most important about the Seahawks winning: Fuck the Patriots.

Now, onto baseball season.

To the person who t-boned a DoorDash driver loaded with wings and pizza for someone's Super Bowl party and sent them to the ER before they could deliver:

You're the worst.

Okay, off to work the ER during the drunkest sporting event of the year. It's usually dead during the game itself, but the second the final whistle blows, all hell breaks loose.

And fuck the Pats and their POS owner. Just to get that on the record.

'it's already uncrusted, he can't uncrust it any farther'

I'm the X next to HAND SHAME

A bengal cat curled up in a doughtnut shape

We all do

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

I had a dream where Austin Riley hit 41 home runs. He could totally do it, too. Just sayin'

I expected Emmanuel Goldstein to look more threatening, honestly. This is really the best they could come up with?

Groundhog Day is my ex gf's mom's birthday. It's not as if it's a holiday capable of being ruined or anything, but it does suck that I can't forget that stupid fact, and that crazy af lady manages to live rent-free in my head once a year.

The awkward "can get behind the ears, but can't get to the ponytail" phase is the absolute worst. Wind and gravity are constantly working against you. At least from what I remember from 10th grade 🙃 Achievement unlocked 😎

Surely, this counts as one of those "unofficial acts" the
SCOTUS says you can actually prosecute a President for, right?

...right?

A screenshot of the current temperature in Atlanta, indicating a temp of 16ºF, with a windchill of 0º

This shit should be illegal

Getting catfished by a 4th floor walkup pretending to be a "loft"

Has anyone asked him what he thinks about the absolutely garbage box office numbers from his wife's movie?

Grindcore?
youtu.be/jNXh8_gDyhU?...

Fuck you

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

Megyn Kelly thinks whistles should be banned? Fuck you, I own an Aztec death whistle, and believe me, you'll want that old Party City model back on the street in about 5 fucking seconds if I have to use it.

The good news for you is that they broke up *at least* 3 times in the amount of times it took you to write the review.

(I like this album and the one before it, but I can also recognize the absurdity of the band and that it's the sonic equivalent of staring point-blank at a strobe light)

Can't argue with that

Some Boston Globe columnist on their death bed in 2039: "Tell Derek. I want him to know it was me."