Beans 🔻

The fabled Tomathy Steampipe “Bacon & Eggs” story but as a Spotify playlist!

Shoutout to @beanskitty.bsky.social for making this!

There are katydids in my goddamn walls that scream every time I make any noise and I'm in hell now.

to the bitch ass who ripped open my amazon package:

enjoy the cheap LED lights, they are guaranteed to break in two weeks. you shouldve stolen the expensive unscented branded baby wipes i bought to wipe my cats buttholes instead.

I hated my old job so much, but I think about my customers constantly. Almost all of them were absolutely horrible to me, but I still feel bad that I can't help them. God knows they're being treated like shit now.

every skater is invincible. thats why its skate OR die.

landlord update: 4 weeks after i reported a bed bug and two years since i reported mice and cockroaches, theyre doing a pest inspection.

if these fuckers try to hit me with ANY pest control costs, im gonna uno reverse with receipts for pest control i did on my own.

The polyam subreddit always has some poor young girl saying she has to respect her boyfriend's sexuality, and is living in hell because he "came out" as polyamorous and she "needs" to accept it.

Hot (probably) take: polyamory is not a queer identity.

Yes, many of us are polyam. And yes, it's relating to sex and romance. And yes, it is considered atypical.

However, unlike ace, polyamory is a choice. No one "comes out" as polyam, and treating it as a queer identity causes a lot of harm.

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

I know you said you didn't wanna know. I also don't care. It's just one of the 3 things I have been able to retain in my brain since the year started.

Wall Street invented a term about the tariffs to joke about the huge swings, Trump Always Chickens Out.

if anyone needs some lighter news with all thats going on, i have two amazing kittens and after two weeks:

- Terminator 2 now knows her name, and is learning fetch

- Aurora Nebbins has discovered the window

- they invented a game where one goes under a blanket and the other attacks them

nah i cant get over this. i havent even seen KOTH (few episodes, mainly clips years after it aired) and i know its a progressive tv show about conservative folks. calling it a conservative tv show just shows how hard they reinforce their echo chamber to the point of withstanding nukes.

Help the FBI protect children. As the Attorney General has made clear, we will protect our children and hold accountable those who mutilate them under the guise of gender-affirming care Report tips of any hospitals, clinics, or practitioners performing these surgical procedures on children at 1-800-CALL-FBI or tips.fbi.gov.

i will not quote this with anything actionable
i will not quote this with anything actionable
i will not quote this with anything actionable
i will not quote this with anything actionable

the comments under this are horrifying. so a gay native american man deserves to be shot and killed because [checks notes] he lives in Texas and was a voice actor on a (and i quote) "conservative tv show"?

jfc

That was LOUD

This also brings up the rage I experienced as a kid. I needed to pee *now*, but the teacher told me to hold it in until lunch, at 9 AM. I wouldn't argue because no means no, and everyone else could hold it in. Then I'd have an accident, and suddenly it's "you should've said something earlier!" 😡

[sighs, adds another thing to the list of obvious symptoms and signs of neurodivergency/autoimmune my parents ignored that required a child to create extremely taxing systems and methods to overcome instead of taking me to a doctor]

I can't get over that. Supporting marginalized communities, particularly poor queer and disabled communities, by giving them lifelong brain damage, lifelong disability, organ failure, and death.

But I'm the half-assed leftist.

Ex traveled, dined, went to large events (including DNC), came home, went to a queer burlesque show, all without a mask. And when a dozen people got covid, and I said this is why I asked him to wear a mask, I got lectured on how he's supporting marginalized communities, and I'm being a know-it-all.

IT WASNT GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN, ILL TELL YOU THAT

I loved Phil's presentation, as someone trying to get over the paranoia. I don't think I'll ever feel okay again, but I hope that more people understand that it's extremely common, not dangerous, not a sign of filth or poverty, and--if caught early enough--easier to get rid of than roaches.

and we are under boil advisory *again*, so i cant even take a shower to burn the anger off.

im so fucking close to rage at this point, because i have reported mice, roaches, centipedes, and now bed bugs and have been ignored EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

and they didnt even check or treat the other units for pests! so any pests there will be moving into MY unit when other tenants move out!

i am now 100% positive that the property management company is *wanting* me to fail at controlling pests in my unit, so they can force me into paying thousands to treat this and neighboring buildings.

instead, im out $400 for early pest control measures i was forced to take myself!

hey fantastic news

despite me calling five times to report a bed bug and requesting repeatedly for pest control to do some kind of preventative measure and being ignored 5 times, the inspection was for every other unit, to look at repairs. nothing else. they didnt even check for leaks.

good morning bsky the property manager is inspecting every unit today so i get to find out if im getting evicted because i didnt report pests in a timely manner (reported roaches and mice 1-2 years ago, literally nothing was done about either).

Just got a text from the property manager that *she* will be doing a "quarterly inspection and leak test"--which has never happened before in my years of living here, so I have a feeling it's her way of doing a pest inspection herself to save money. So fucking stupid.

Property management company has been dodging my calls for a week now. I have heard absolutely nothing about an inspector or exterminator coming, after reporting a bed bug in a tightly-packed apartment building with shared laundry.