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October is the month I remind you that I have a Halloween album:

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I rewatched it this year, it still holds up and is a lot of fun

Rewatched Cat People (1982). My opinion remains largely unchanged - it’s boring.

It’s not scary enough or romantic enough so both sides fall flat.

The cheesy ass David Bowie song over the closing credits is great though:

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When Juggalos become hackers

Weapons is great. Ignore I said anything, go watch it soon

It was okay, it’s no Weapons, even though both get campier at almost the same time.

ANATHEMA, with Anarchy symbols for the first and last As, and a line going through the middle ATHE

Made a bitchin logo for the fictional punk/metal band our New Wave Changeling PCs formed.

Coffy (1973) is on Prime Video and Tubi etc, and is Peak Holy Shit Pam Grier Is Hot

It’s a lot of fun, and the book is great!

The finale was so gloriously gross that you know they had fun committing it to film

It’s going to have a cult following for decades

I love that there’s always more obscure 70s horror movies I haven’t seen yet

And it’s like, I’m not, but if that’s a real concern of yours maybe this isn’t gonna work out.

Sucks that the same kind of thing might affect your job.

Man I had a now former friend legitimately ask me if I was mad all the time because I use punctuation.

Mia on set

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

Okay let’s make up a TTRPG system:

Different activities use different dice. Elemental magic of course, but like attacking someone is Fire, defending yourself is Earth.

Players have small dice pools of different elements, roll & keep the best result, dice explode if you roll the highest number.

Long ago, the five polyhedrals lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Tetrahedron attacked.

Cube: Earth, Tetrahedron: Fire, Octahedron: Air, Dodecahedron: the universe, Icosahedron: water

The five platonic solids also happen to be TTRPG dice

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Love the Monster Club

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Guess I gotta learn to draw mecha shit so I can draw gratuitously dramatic fan art of @dapperdinobot.bsky.social's new book about a kickass lady with a sword, a dog, and a bigass clockpunk robot.

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And if I may shamelessly plug said book, here's an elevator pitch:

"What if D'Artagnan was a sword lesbian with a giant robot?"

My cat Charlie, laying on the couch looking directly up at me with big eyes, sad and neglected because I’m taking this photo instead of showering him with love and pets

Look at this perfect boy who is very sad that I’m not petting him at this very moment

A close up of my cat Charlie, a black and tan tabby, looking very dignified as sunlight hits him from an off camera window.

Look at this little handsome man.

Terrifier sits at a weird intersection of campy and Extremely Gory. It’s definitely not for everyone.

Also if you have Prime Video you can get a ton of addon channels with usually a 1 week free trial, so you could grab Cinemax or AMC or whatever for a week and watch some free movies and just remember to cancel

I realize most of those are cheesy 80s horror movies, which wasn’t the vibe you started with 😄

I liked the Suspiria remake but didn’t love it. It’s worth seeing though.

Let’s see, Prime has:

Return of the Living Dead
Night of the Demons (watch the original not the remake)
Chopping Mall
Phantasm
Terrifier 1 and 2
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
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