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Shadow The Hedgehog

Shadow The Hedgehog

Concept artwork for 'Shadow The Hedgehog' - A sketch of Shadow holding a gun.

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14.11.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1291    ๐Ÿ” 555    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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My time on ManyVids is ending now that the site is transitioning to an โ€œexit programโ€ for sex workers.

I love my job. I donโ€™t need a savior. I embrace and own my sexuality. Bella French profited off of sex workers for YEARS and is now pretending to be holier than thou. Tale as old as time๐Ÿ–•

13.11.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 344    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.

I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".

Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...

03.10.2024 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 332    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: โ€œNovember 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishingโ€ฆโ€

A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: โ€œNovember 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishingโ€ฆโ€

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

14.11.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2717    ๐Ÿ” 1034    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

13.11.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6460    ๐Ÿ” 2516    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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I know what my custom faceplate will be for the new Steam Cube already

12.11.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1935    ๐Ÿ” 521    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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(๏ฟฃo๏ฟฃ) zzZZzzZZ

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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)

11.11.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 588    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Leading medical publication the British Medical Journal recognises SUVs as a danger to public health in a new editorial co-authored by T&Eโ€™s James Nix: bit.ly/4hVDlBC

Large SUVs are a danger to pedestrians, cyclists & other drivers.

It's time to take action to reduce their presence in urban areas.

12.11.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 634    ๐Ÿ” 314    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

We donโ€™t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are notโ€”whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.

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OJ The Alien (Feat. Dr. Dazzle) - Wiseguys On Mars
YouTube video by Patrickโ€™s Crazy Channel OJ The Alien (Feat. Dr. Dazzle) - Wiseguys On Mars

damn my life a moonvie by martian scorsese

11.11.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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id never post a youtube video again if i got a debunk this serious

08.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1272    ๐Ÿ” 390    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

This is a very good comment in this screenshot

Something I would add onto it is

So much of the sex-negative feminists you see online that fell for a right-wing psyop a decade ago

Do not realize how many of the stuff they complain about in anime... was made by women as self-expression

09.11.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 910    ๐Ÿ” 349    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Right. Here's my big pitch:

Muppet James Bond

James Bond inโ€ฆA Heart-Felt Goodbye

Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ

The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.

04.12.2024 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 397    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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It is!

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r/ExpectationVsReality u/Additional-Simple858 โ€ข 3d
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Al 'doctor' said my back pain is depression, not a slipped disc. Now physical therapy won't get approved.
Al Expectation

We are reviewing claim #&
submitted on
09/28/2025. Our records indicate the claim was filed under diagnosis code F32.9 (Depressive disorder, unspecified), while the corresponding prescription and referral history list treatment for lumbar disc herniation (back pain).

r/ExpectationVsReality u/Additional-Simple858 โ€ข 3d Join Al 'doctor' said my back pain is depression, not a slipped disc. Now physical therapy won't get approved. Al Expectation We are reviewing claim #& submitted on 09/28/2025. Our records indicate the claim was filed under diagnosis code F32.9 (Depressive disorder, unspecified), while the corresponding prescription and referral history list treatment for lumbar disc herniation (back pain).

Re: Incorrect Diagnosis in
Record

Hi
Thank you for reaching out. We have reviewed your visit documentation and can confirm that the notes in question were generated using our Al scribe system. It appears the Al tool assigned diagnosis code F32.9 (Depressive disorder, unspecified), while your visit notes and treatment plan reference lumbar disc herniation (back pain).
Per compliance policy, certain Al-generated fields cannot be manually updated by clinic staff and require vendor correction. We have escalated this to our vendor support team and opened ticket # . We'll notify you once we receive
confirmation or correction from the vendor.

Re: Incorrect Diagnosis in Record Hi Thank you for reaching out. We have reviewed your visit documentation and can confirm that the notes in question were generated using our Al scribe system. It appears the Al tool assigned diagnosis code F32.9 (Depressive disorder, unspecified), while your visit notes and treatment plan reference lumbar disc herniation (back pain). Per compliance policy, certain Al-generated fields cannot be manually updated by clinic staff and require vendor correction. We have escalated this to our vendor support team and opened ticket # . We'll notify you once we receive confirmation or correction from the vendor.

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

10.11.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7459    ๐Ÿ” 2458    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 231
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

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If you still hunger for more JUST KING THINGS, our Patreon-exclusive BONUS EPISODE this month is a wide-ranging edition of the yearly Q&A special where Michael talks a great deal about Dean Koontz and CMRN shares a story about coyotes and brave wives: www.patreon.com/posts/just-k...

10.11.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Oscar Isaac playing Victor Frankenstein, a scientist who goes too far and suffers the consequences

Oscar Isaac playing Victor Frankenstein, a scientist who goes too far and suffers the consequences

Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina playing a scientist who goes too far and suffers the consequences

Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina playing a scientist who goes too far and suffers the consequences

Oscar Isaac in the movie Annihilation playing a scientist who goes too far and suffers the consequences

Oscar Isaac in the movie Annihilation playing a scientist who goes too far and suffers the consequences

I want Oscar Isaac to play a different version of the Victor Frankenstein character every three years for the rest of his life

10.11.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 819    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

10.11.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17940    ๐Ÿ” 7020    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 208

(on phone with plumber) My bitch of a toilet wonโ€™t swallow

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Chokehold on Porn: UKโ€™s New Ban Sparks Debate on Pleasure, Power, and Protection in Queer Communities | EDGE United States The UK government is set to ban online porn depicting choking, a move hailed as a victory for protecting women and girls but raising urgent questions about sexual expression, kink culture, and queer s...

โ€œWhenever laws are passed about sexual content, queer people are almost always collateral damage.. We lose spaces where we can talk openly and safely about what turns us on, what keeps us safe, and how we navigate intimacy in a society thatโ€™s still learning what consent means."

06.11.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

07.11.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13763    ๐Ÿ” 6933    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 101
Witness in a clear box

Witness in a clear box

Took my witness to the vet and they said itโ€™ll be ok

06.11.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve been saying AIs main utility to capitalists is to allow them to bring back all the racism sexism ableism transphobia and every other bigotry under the sun weโ€™ve managed to mitigate in the last century and go โ€œcomputer did it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธโ€ when called out for it

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