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Vampire Hunter D: BLOODLUST (2000)

31.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 443    ๐Ÿ” 153    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
A poster that says
Did you see:
-a tent in the woods?
-someone shoplifting?
-a person sleeping in their car?
NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT
people are struggling don't make it worse

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

30.10.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7316    ๐Ÿ” 3411    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
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๐Ÿซฃ

31.10.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œwas the Grink there?โ€ listen, Jeremy, i know youโ€™re not happy that your father and i have separated and iโ€™ve begun seeing someone new, but you have to stop calling him โ€œthe Grinkโ€. his name is Richard Grinklestein and heโ€™s a good man, and heโ€™s good to me

25.12.2023 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 323    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you havenโ€™t been. And, you know, itโ€™s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like itโ€™s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, itโ€™s about your insecurity and Iโ€™m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*

26.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1398    ๐Ÿ” 406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Metal Sonic, or Eggman?
Hang Castle
'Sonic Heroes'

30.10.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones

30.10.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1008    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

unsurprised to find out the guy who's made a career on making everyone's lives at bungie fucking miserable is happy to cohort with the people using fascist rhetoric to shit all over its legacy

29.10.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 364    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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im glad the government posting halo memes is revealing that half the people reporting on it are fine with it

29.10.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1795    ๐Ÿ” 707    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Clown car gets into horrible crash and thousands of corpses spill out

28.10.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 927    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

HEY. YOU. play Anthology of the Killer

28.10.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Nova striking the pose on sonic adventure

Nova striking the pose on sonic adventure

Happy birthday @luigiyagami.bsky.social (I may have also done smth else cuz I didn't feel this drawing was enough)

27.10.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 237    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Brianna was murdered in a transphobic hate crime, and disabling the replies doesnโ€™t make that untrue!

27.10.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 574    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like you bro. iโ€™m gonna add you to my bestiary

27.10.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1984    ๐Ÿ” 900    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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UPDATED: Aylo Accuses Ofcom of Ineffective AV Enforcement AVN Aylo, the parent company of Pornhub.com and other adult platforms, accused the United Kingdom's (UK) digital regulator of ineffective enforcement of the age verification requirements outlined und...

Traffic to Pornhub has fallen by more than 75% in the UK since the introduction of the Online Safety Act, as legal adults have shifted to the thousands non-compliant sites, supercharging the growth of platforms that don't moderate for pirated content, revenge porn and CSAM

An unmitigated disaster.

24.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 779    ๐Ÿ” 354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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crazy how level design can have actual intention behind decisions to create certain encounters and not bringing in the original devs can mean you fuck up a lot of key moments!

25.10.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2194    ๐Ÿ” 645    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
A crash on Monster Hunter Wilds, right as Omega uses a tankbuster.

A crash on Monster Hunter Wilds, right as Omega uses a tankbuster.

I didn't know he could do that.

24.10.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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weird ps1 game i found

24.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 657    ๐Ÿ” 223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Looney Tunes remained popular for decades precisely because it was airing in widespread syndication on TV all the time. Old cartoons should be FREE to find new audiences, ESPECIALLY when their rights holders don't even care enough to platform them anymore.

24.10.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2112    ๐Ÿ” 825    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Two panel comic, top panel is Taiga Saejima in dramatic lighting, staring at the viewer, the only light source in the room is a window with Venetian blinds casting lines of shadow over him. The bottom panel is Sasai staring back, lighting a cigarette, backlit by an open doorway.

Text over the comic reads;
โ€œYou ever think youโ€™re picking up a stray cat,โ€
โ€œBut it turns out to be a fucking tiger,โ€
โ€œAnd now you need to figure out what to do with it, because itโ€™s going to kill someone,โ€
โ€œAnd you donโ€™t want to be in the enclosure when it happens.โ€

Two panel comic, top panel is Taiga Saejima in dramatic lighting, staring at the viewer, the only light source in the room is a window with Venetian blinds casting lines of shadow over him. The bottom panel is Sasai staring back, lighting a cigarette, backlit by an open doorway. Text over the comic reads; โ€œYou ever think youโ€™re picking up a stray cat,โ€ โ€œBut it turns out to be a fucking tiger,โ€ โ€œAnd now you need to figure out what to do with it, because itโ€™s going to kill someone,โ€ โ€œAnd you donโ€™t want to be in the enclosure when it happens.โ€

Concept; Sasai has watched Saejima grow from the scared kid crying in the street to the type of man who would indiscriminately kill any number of people in a room just because he said so, and it fucking terrifies him ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‘

24.10.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jeopardy got a new social media manager

23.10.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 230    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

thought about new boot goofing again and the much funnier bit that follows it

22.10.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 484    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i think about this every time i cook

21.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 712    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional

08.07.2024 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1120    ๐Ÿ” 302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Government style ad in watercolour. Image of a burglar stealing a painting from the wall of a home. Tagline: "It's not theft... if you say you're using it to train your AI algorithm". Body text: "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs. If that doesn't make any sense, ask a chatbot to explain it to you." HM government logo in the corner.

Government style ad in watercolour. Image of a burglar stealing a painting from the wall of a home. Tagline: "It's not theft... if you say you're using it to train your AI algorithm". Body text: "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs. If that doesn't make any sense, ask a chatbot to explain it to you." HM government logo in the corner.

Did a new one

07.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7750    ๐Ÿ” 2774    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

20.10.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14650    ๐Ÿ” 3810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

I say i say i say? Why are several sumo wrestlers in a fridge like Matthew 22:14?

Because many are cold, but few are Shลhลzan

19.10.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how nsfw content creators are being forced off social media platforms, but Ai adverts like "I'm about to fuck this horse but in the meantime follow this link for Roofing tutorials and supplies" are apparently ok

19.10.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 482    ๐Ÿ” 177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of โ€˜The Wireโ€™, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

09.10.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28873    ๐Ÿ” 9122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 340    ๐Ÿ“Œ 926
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Game: Devil May Cry III (Square-Enix RPG)
Console: PlayStation 2
Created by: Dragonov
Uploaded on: August 4th, 2007

19.10.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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