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@crewmancorpus.bsky.social

New to a lot of things vomitted all over my laptop stuck in the storage closet

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Latest posts by crewmancorpus.bsky.social on Bluesky

(checking in on my best friend of ten years who i haven't seen lately): still hooked up to The machine, eh?

04.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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starting the year off with the Blundstone curse. awesome.

03.01.2026 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*pelting you with many bullets made of gold* Mansa Musa sends his regards

01.01.2026 13:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Orville obama: let me be krill

26.12.2025 06:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Obama Swag acquired.,, merry christmas everyone

26.12.2025 05:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i went for a walk and it changed my brain chemistry forever

26.12.2025 05:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FOREACH FSUNDAY

14.12.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ONE MILLION FOREACH UPDATES!!!!! FOREACH FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREACH DAY!!!! THE YEAR OF FOREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24.11.2025 05:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YEAHHHH FOREACH FOREVER!!!!!! ONE MILLION YEARS OF FOREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREACH EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREACH ETERNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the things people throw out...

16.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BARRY (2018) sequel where he somehow comes back to life and has to defeat seven evil hitmen who all have names rhyming with Barry

17.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if it was Billie Jorts

15.10.2025 07:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Little Caesar's ''Hot Tuah''

12.10.2025 08:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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how it feels to open disco elysium

12.10.2025 08:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cheetos 🤭 #art #oilpainting

10.10.2025 18:26 — 👍 2916    🔁 270    💬 67    📌 14

i have no nails but i must bite

09.10.2025 04:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Costco rotisserie chicken keeps me on this earth

07.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had a dream that i was at walmart and they were selling jugs of ''bird poison'' next to the almond milk

04.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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they're giving away Gerard Way in the finals

03.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mariah Carey death cultists who want to bring about the end of time are trying to liberate her from her eternal slumber by humming along to Feliz Navidad, you need to stop them

27.09.2025 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the concept of a Spamton chud mask..

19.09.2025 08:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

..i did it again

18.09.2025 07:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

''best way to learn something is to fail at it'' -airdiving instructor to his horrified trainees

18.09.2025 07:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey man i just wanted to let you know that i'm emerging stronger from this

18.09.2025 06:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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living the life

17.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i don't flip my art, i take it on the chin. i get punched in the stomach and i cry. but i'll never flip that canvas. you can't stop me, i'll keep coming back. im still here

17.09.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I should look into drugs. I'll investigate these substances

16.09.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DELTARUNE 12 AM GOT ME MOVIN LIKE I'M SOMETHING SOMEBODY FORGOT AND I GOT NO FUTURE AND NO DESTINATION

16.09.2025 01:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

powering through heartburn and headaches so i can keep drawing some bullshit

16.09.2025 01:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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