John Windmill

Tesla stock falls after Trump official urges Americans to ‘invest in Elon Musk’ Commerce secretary Howard Lutnick’s efforts to promote the tech CEO on Fox News backfired amid national protests

Howard Lutnik must be dead inside.

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This is What Menswear Looks Like in the Age of the “Manosphere”—the Best Men’s Looks from the Fall 2025 Women’s Collections

Honestly, get fucked Vogue.

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Adolescence is as good as television gets. Astonishing, astonishing, astonishing.

SpaceX’s Starship explodes in second failure for Musk’s Mars program Back-to-back mishaps indicate big setbacks for program to launch satellites and send humans to the moon and Mars

I’ll be honest, the way the heavy booster lands back on the launchpad is genuinely impressive. The rest of the mission? Not so much.

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If Marco Rubio had any sort of conscience, he'd resign tonight.

Nigel Farage watching Keir Starmer at the White House

Who knew that Elon Musk would be such a kiss ass? Horrific and cringe all at once.

Because I’m such an Elon Musk Stan, I’ve already sent him 7 points for next week.

1) Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray

2) South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

3) Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television

4) North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

5) Did not start a fire

Elon Musk is having history’s longest, cringiest midlife crisis. This is embarrassing. These people are so unserious it makes my blood boil. But I guess that’s the point.

Steve McManaman AND Rio Ferdinand both on co-comms tonight? Did I hurt you in a past life, TNT Sports?

'Grow up': Kevin Spacey responds to Guy Pearce’s claim that he ‘targeted’ him Spacey told Pearce he

I wonder if Kevin Spacey would respond in a similar way to the numerous actors who had the misfortune to meet Kevin Spacey when he was AD at the Old Vic?

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Trump blames Ukraine over war with Russia, saying it could have made a deal President hits back at Ukraine’s complaint that it has been left out of US-Russia talks, saying it had years to make a deal ‘without the loss of much land’

Selling out an entire nation because he’s an idiot. That’s the art of the deal.

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@lukeaaronmoore.bsky.social Mario Circuit 1 tattoo. I don’t mess. You need to get a Time Trial leaderboard on the Luke and Pete Show. You know it makes sense.

As Matt Goodwin will readily tell anyone how much he hates the BBC, It's interesting seeing him pop up there with alarming regularity. George had his number and it was lovely to see.

Not even John Gotti would be this fucking obvious. Mayor Adams being emasculated live on TV.

JD Vance has just given one of the most moronic, disgraceful and ill-advised speeches by a sitting Vice-President I think I've ever heard. Effectively calling a Europe a Fifth Column against, er, itself.

Finishes with a quote from JPII. What a performative clown this man is.

Great news for billionaire creeps everywhere

Robert F Kennedy Jr confirmed as health secretary by Senate The vaccine skeptic will now lead the US’s vast healthcare system after gaining backing of key Republican senators

Great news for Polio

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US Department of State plans to spend $400m on Tesla armoured vehicles Plan raises possibility of more conflicts of interest for Elon Musk as he leads efforts to slash government spending

Oh, isn't this suspiciously convenient for Elon Musk and his transparent role in US government.

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An arrogant judiciary do not accept the will of the people Labour’s virtue-signalling human rights vandals are seizing power – but the rest of us pay a terrible price

Allister Heath has gone quite, quite mad

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I’m so here for the love-in between Dominic Sandbrook and the Mooch on @theresthistory.bsky.social I could listen to them all day. Love it love it love it.

So it seems Elon knows as much about tech as I do.

Elon Musk and Donald Trump in the Oval Office looking for all the world like Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine

The Sith. A great bunch of lads. #darthvader #elonmusk #ovaloffice #starwars #donaldtrump

Kendrick Lamar was great but before you call it the best halftime show of all time ask yourself whether at any point he played the triumphant guitar solo in purple rain while standing behind a billowing sheet that made clear in silhouette that his guitar was shaped like a huge penis.

There’s no way Elon will sign off the expenses from this trip.

Kendrick Lamar was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

halftime score: Eagles 24, Kendrick Lamar, 1000, Chiefs, 0, Drake -500

Get Ryan Leaf to replace Mahomes in the 2nd half. #superbowlLIX

Not even Kansas City can come back from this. Eagles are totally bossing this. Philly D-line just incredible tonight. #superbowlLIX