Jay LaPerriere

It's 69° and I took a walk with my parasol and I smell fresh grass.

13.05.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

13.05.2025 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Old white men can kindly stop touching me or I will break some fingers and some spirits.

20.02.2025 17:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Out of context: "How would we describe her anyhow? 'Skinny blond crackhead wearing denim'? That's like, twenty people in the Walmart right now, at least."

14.02.2025 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I set off the scanner just by walking past it. It must know I'm metal as fuck."

14.02.2025 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Someone left a *broken* bottle of Aqua Velva Musk on my register without telling me it was broken. It got on my phone. Now everything smells like my father.

08.02.2025 18:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

An orange tuxie kitten looks up at the camera while he sleeps on his tabby sister.

An orange tuxie kitten stretches out in a kennel padded by a baby blanket, while a tabby kitten curls up beside him.

An orange and a tabby kitten stare at something off camera. They are inside an XL dog crate, which holds a full size litter pan, a flannel blanket, a crinkle tunnel, gravity waterer, and food bowl, with several cat toys spread around on the blanket.

A close up shot of an orange kitten and tabby kitten, tired from playing, sleeping cuddled up together while on top of a crinkle tube.

Meet Chester Mango Socks McGee, and Amity Noceda, our two new baby kittens. They're a bonded pair of littermates.

02.02.2025 21:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Soon as I get to work today: self check monitoring app isn't working, timeclock app isn't working, timeclock computer isn't working, and we are out of TP. Only method to punch in for 300+ employees is one single punch clock in the back. I knew today was going to be rough but geez what a start.

20.01.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0