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A quick tip for those preparing celebration playlists for when THAT DAY comes:

"Donald Trump is Dead" has the same number of syllables as "Down at Fraggle Rock".

06.08.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or possibly the Caribbean

05.08.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want to say that those big robot arms on the sides of rubbish trucks that pick up wheelie bins and empty them are really cool,

04.08.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bike tire could do with a little air.

03.08.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...and were using large rocks to break their arms. The whole thing was filmed. I felt physically sick watching it, and could hardly sleep that night. I still feel sick thinking about it.

That must have happened 35 years ago, and that level of brutality from Israel has been constant ever since.

03.08.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking earlier today about the first time I remember noticing the conflict between Palestine and Israel. I was in my late teens, and I saw a report on probably Channel 4 News, and it was about some boys who had thrown rocks at some Israeli soldiers. The soldiers had caught the boys...

03.08.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I DONT OWN ANY RIGHTS FOR THIS VIDEO YouTube

You are a character out of 'Delicatessen', and I claim my five pounds: youtu.be/ucDjbCVqNTY

02.08.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds a fair bit more exciting than the raising of the Mary Rose, which we had to sit and watch on the school TV for what seemed like several interminable hours when I was around the same age.

I guess the bit when part of the frame broke was almost exciting.

01.08.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cursed Shipping News

01.08.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does it use the mechanism from an electronic typewriter?

01.08.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Unity Careers Unity Careers

Worth keeping an eye on the open Unity positions: unity.com/careers/posi...

Not a lot of hiring going on at the moment, but most of the North American hiring seems to be happening in Montreal.

31.07.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not since 2003 I'm afraid.

31.07.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like to think I'm already a fox.

29.07.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first half of that blurb may be true, though more to do with the lack of understanding executives have for the business they're in (see @jasonschreier.bsky.social books), but the second half is so dumb it makes me wonder if an AI from the 1980s wrote this.

29.07.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The great thing about Linux is that it takes the great user experience that printers are renowned for, and makes it even worse.

28.07.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine writing a book and then having the cover of it just be an incredible illustration of yourself.

I am envious and in awe at the same time.

26.07.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sniper Elite: Classics Collection Pay what you want for the ultimate shooting simulation experience with the Sniper Elite: Classics Collection and help support The Trevor Project too!

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23.07.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's weird doing the annual Code of Conduct training for work and there's a whole bit about not bribing officials at a time when the President is openly taking massive bribes.

I had to do similar training at Google, and yet Google still bunged Trump $1million for his inauguration.

22.07.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also a couple of lines of 'Here comes the Superman' in the middle I think

20.07.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the impressive things about this tune is that you can listen to it and know exactly what the lyrics are, even though they are never sung.

20.07.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember my Mum forgot my name once. She was trying to get me to do something and she went through all the names in the family, INCLUDING THE CAT, before just addressing me as "BOY!"

"RichiDavidKatieJackSnowdrop... BOY! Come and help Dad unload the shopping..."

20.07.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you still have that book?

DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT BOOK!?

19.07.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there anything more annoying than trying to crimp JST connectors? Holy shit

19.07.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This looks so lovely - congratulations!

13.07.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's absolutely not true. Testosterone in cis women normally occurs at about 1/15th the level of cis men, but it plays several important functions. If a woman ceases to produce it, it's important for her health to take testosterone supplements.

13.07.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh fuck, that reminds me I have about 7 mandatory trainings I need to get done in the next few weeks.

At least I managed to get the timers turned off on them.

12.07.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikes.

For me it was the raising of the Mary Rose, and it was incredibly boring.

I'll take it over the Challenger disaster, though.

12.07.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is very interesting. I'm quite posting it so that I can easily find it again.

11.07.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I would really like that. It would make my feed easier to cope with in these terrible times.

07.07.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For me, the walk was roughly 7 miles. It probably took me about two hours. I think most of the tubes were open the next day, but I do remember making my first journey back on it with a certain amount of trepidation, despite knowing that even if there was another attack, the odds were in my favour.

07.07.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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